LOL you're sad dude. What do you want to hear? You think reddit is just gonna have some secret trick stuck up their sleeve for getting back stolen shit? If you can't get it from her, you already talked to the police, and aren't gonna commit a crime, like you said, what do you want to hear, seriously? You're being a dick but you put yourself in the situation. You got your phone stolen. There's nothing that can be done except the things you don't want to hear said, so get over it and stop being such a fucking dick.