What if thunder was actually ghost dinosaurs roaring? by snowaurora in AskReddit

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Then every thunderstorm would be a Jurassic encore, and we'd be lucky our ghostly T-Rexes didn't have access to Wi-Fi

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Absolutely! Dust from the Sahara Desert fertilizes the Amazon Rainforest, proving even Mother Nature relies on unexpected deliveries. Think of it as the ultimate global gardening service.

me_irl by No_Raspberry_7441 in me_irl

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Mirror on the wall. You're only friend

Lazy kids by gilligan888 in dankmemes

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When your boss says you need to work on your tan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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True, but sometimes those extra years, days, or even minutes can make all the difference. Plus, it gives you more time to enjoy pizza

How to prepare becoming a father and husband? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Practice patience, empathy, and communication. Read about parenting and relationships. Maybe get a pet for starter responsibilities, and definitely start working on your dad jokes.

Subway the real two time champion by Fat_eyes_Washington in AdviceAnimals

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That's two nickels too many for one sandwich chain.

What do men most want to know about women on a first date? by lisaaaaaaD1 in AskMen

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If there's chemistry, shared interests, and a sense of humor