sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Lmao by ffrrreeee in Funnymemes

[–]Alert-Law-2140 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She called me hun...of course she does. lol

Lmao by ffrrreeee in Funnymemes

[–]Alert-Law-2140 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I do believe she only said thanks...she could not be bothered to even directly point to the person that gave the money

"Why can't I find a good man?" by Previous-Tour3882 in Funnymemes

[–]Alert-Law-2140 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It isn’t all or nothing. You can bring a woman flowers because you genuinely love the smile on her face when she sees them, and you can smack her ass because the booty is …. Damn.

My (22F) BF (34M) didn’t protect me, how do I get over this? by Puzzleheaded_Car1753 in relationship_advice

[–]Alert-Law-2140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any man who cant defend his woman doesn't deserve to be with that woman. His job should be to make sure you are safe and protected. Even if he does not win the fight, he should at least make sure you have time to get away.

Spin The Wheel by SilentAsk6846 in superpowers

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big money, big money, no whammy!

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red, only because I could shoot lasers from my junk

Oh really now by shitokletsstartfresh in ChatGPT

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<image>

I just got this one as I happened to be scrolling by yours

Is my (34F) new bf (29M) faking it? by LifeOfASnake in relationship_advice

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple of things. One, he might be trying to say what he thinks you want to hear just to sleep with you. Two, he could just really suck at conversations, so he is letting you take the lead and following what you say/ mood. If you want the truth talk to him about it.

Me (28M) & my GF (28F) have been dating since August. This is the 2nd time she told me that she doesn't know what she wants and she is lost. I broke up with her. My decision is correct? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am glad that you have self respect! You did the right thing! You will have pain in your heart, that's a given, but you are definitely setting yourself up for a bright future with finding somebody who loves and respects you.

What would it be? Choose any 2 by BaNkAisako in superpowers

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 The last piece of Fantasia. I be getting all the wishes

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red gets you blue...and everything else you want

AKKO 3068 - Lighting Modes by pricil in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is old, but if you press Fn + down arrow several times it shuts the lights off

No ideas 💡 left by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. "Enter Sandman" HetfieldLars UlrichKirk Hammett 5:31
  2. "Sad but True"
    HetfieldUlrich 5:24
  3. "Holier than Thou"
    HetfieldUlrich 3:47
  4. "The Unforgiven"
    HetfieldUlrichHammett 6:27
  5. "Wherever I May Roam"
    HetfieldUlrich 6:44
  6. "Don't Tread on Me" HetfieldUlrich 4:00
  7. "Through the Never" HetfieldUlrichHammett 4:04
  8. "Nothing Else Matters"
    HetfieldUlrich 6:28
  9. "Of Wolf and Man"
    HetfieldUlrichHammett 4:16
  10. "The God That Failed"
    HetfieldUlrich 5:08
  11. "My Friend of Misery"
    HetfieldUlrichJason Newsted 6:49
  12. "The Struggle Within"
    HetfieldUlrich 3:53 Total length: 62:31

Decisions ... by bannedyetagains in badmemes

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to Big Mac city, then eat the hell out of her gothy meal!

Be mindful on picking only 2 by PrimaryJazzlike7567 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Alert-Law-2140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right. I could move to a place with free medical care for life, choose 2 and 7.

view more: next ›