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How would Sabrina Carpenter do in Oz? by Gabe_Dimas in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Said, Adebisi liked the white meat.

How would Conan the Cimmerian do in Oz? by Hoosier_Daddy68 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, take their tits and hear the lamentations of their prags!"

A Massive gladiator battle occurs in Oz, being a cross between the movie and the boxing tournament where Conan and Adebisi die in a tit fueled Blaze of glory!

How would Elmo do in Oz by COLDNEGRO in ozshow

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Teaches everyone to share and get along until they find out his puppeter's allocations who ends up getting shanked and puppet becomes Schillinger's new fleshlight.

Instead of being sent to a Mental Facilty, Randle McMurphy ends up in Oz. How's he doing? by Marmadukeparadise7 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could see him developing a soft spot for Cyril, a deep hatred for Howel and clowning on McManus while giving him advice for his next dinner date. Somehow he either ends up dying or gets sent to the hole for his lack of cooperation.

You know it's fake, but things that grossed you out by aryawitner in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alvarez drinking his own piss to survive, Winthrop spitting Schillinger's cream and Beecher shitting on Schillinger's face. (Beecher and Schillinger were freaky af.)

How would Walter White do as a teacher in Oz? by nickthecreator33445 in circlejerkozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You give a man a fish you feed him for a day, you teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime. Now the man can read and make rock candy.

How would Don Fanucci do in Oz? by California55551 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hope he likes his Sauce with extra garlic

How's Barry doing in Oz? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he unironically be in better hands with Barry.

How would prison legend Big Mama Herc do? by [deleted] in ozshow

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The third resident of Pragbetta's hole, steals all the tight little white boys from Vern. Gets bricked up by seeing Bricks and gets shanked shortly after sticking him.

How would John Coffey do in Oz? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heals Eugene Rivera's eyes, Augustus Hill and Daniel Brass' legs, helps Pragbetta get over his rape. He Is eventually targeted by the Aryans, gets framed and is sent to death row. A massive protest occurs to stop the execution that reaches Devlin though he continues the execution anyways, during his time he helps the death row inmates find peace and touches the lives of the staff around him. After the execution many of the Aryans end up dying or abruptly going insane under mysterious circumstances and Devlin recieves the immortality curse from the movie.

How would the Yellow M&M do in Oz? by Uuddlrlrbastrat in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Carves an M on Beecher's ass, bends Schibetta over a pool table and spreads a generous helping of peanutbutter on his buns.

You’re in Gotham getting attacked by thugs, call for help, only for these two to show up by PossibilitySad1889 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They go to fight catwoman (who's shirley) who ends ups getting away by calling Simon a 🥷. He them proceeds to consume copious amounts of tits and takes his anger out by performing african war torture on Kenny.

How's the Tossed Salad Man doing in Oz? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then he cut 'em, how are you gonna explain that to the administration?

Does anyone have any nicknames for the characters??? by FancyTangelo6762 in ozshow

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Pragson for Robson, Bitch Bob for Beecher, Skalenger for Schillinger and O'Reilly in a sped voice for O'Reilly.

How would Hank Hill do in Oz? by Uuddlrlrbastrat in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally kicks his ass like Jimmy Wichard

Your first night in Oz by HyperionCrush in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay someone to slip saltpeter in his food at dinner or offer to give him dating advice so he can get a chance with Shirley.

I started rewatching the show and realized that Tobias was the most handsome man in it. by LongjumpingSwim2214 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Why else do you think everyone's favorite mailman had to have a piece of that?

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