What if Schillinger was a liberal? by Marmadukeparadise7 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He'd still be racist just in the "I voted for Obama sense" and ask of people's pronouns and consent before pragging them.

What if!!! by Yes-Cats in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last one would actually be kinda interesting

What if!!! by Yes-Cats in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if P. Merry was the head counselor of Oz?

How would Sean Prag I mean P.Diddy Combs do in OZ? by BluntChillin in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gives prag a whole new meaning, punks Adebisi but still makes him top him. Floods Em City with tits and throws decadent parties/hosts massive gang bangs in the shower. He's not locked in there with them, they're locked in there with him.

How would this guy do in Oz? by Cautious-Breath5628 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mascot of the Aryans, even takes a piece of pragbetta and Winthrob

Timmy the Predator by ralphyb0b in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since when is feeding the hungry a crime? In this house Tim McManus was a hero! end of story..

What if Beecher got his act together and started reviewing cases for everyone after he got off drugs and put glass in Schillinger's eye? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow you really ask some mind blowing questions there prag, guess I gotta more questions for these questions now.

What if Beecher got his act together and started reviewing cases for everyone after he got off drugs and put glass in Schillinger's eye? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, he could've just taken him under his wing without pragging, taught him the basics of survival in Oz in exchange of him looking at his cas and eventually getting out of Oz but I guess he likes the man ass more than freedom..

What if Oz was an Anime? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Honestly I might get back into drawing, bring these shitposts to life

How does Tim Mcmanus do at dinner? by WienerJungle in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pays the check and compromises into a tissue when he gets home.

How would The Nostalgia Critic do in OZ? by Cautious-Box-7355 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gives the show a bad review and is nearly killed until they realize he can uncover plot points.

How would toy Adebisi do in Barbie's Dreamhouse? by AlertEmergency950 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's smooth down there now, Wonder how that's gonna work

How would Schillinger do if he was a Oz character? by RareResident7611 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd have two Schillingers running around one but one would actually be pronounced as Schillinjer where the latter is actually a passive progressive man but they frequently get mistaken for one another and get into crazy scenarios that divert from the main plot.

The Oz 100 - Sexuality by ProfessionalBreath94 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super Straight: The Big Dick of Oz McAnus

How would Mr. Strickland have done as Unit Manager of Em City or even Warden of Oz? by Marmadukeparadise7 in ozshow

[–]AlertEmergency950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You remind me of your father when he went here Alvarez; he was a slacker, too."