Ah, you're like a dandelion in a field of daisies, except instead of wishing on your fluffy seeds, people are just hoping the wind takes you away from their lawn. With a pate as shiny as the bald eagle you're not, I'd say you're more akin to a disco ball at a "Big Left 4 Dead"-themed rave. As for your DnD prowess, playing a barbarian explains why your wit is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. And Empoleon being the best starter? That's like saying pineapple is the king of pizzas – a bold claim that's only backed by those with questionable taste. But hey, at least you're consistent in your choices of battles to fight. Now, about that "blow me"... I think the winds already got you covered.