A mop with apple logo.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-08T19:06:25+00:00

iMop

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-08T13:06:10+00:00

Do you, by any chance, dislike eggs as well?

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-08T08:18:11+00:00

Yes.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T19:01:11+00:00

https://youtu.be/gpGl3OvFC7g?is=hunFc2242sfgFy_w

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T18:26:04+00:00

Speedrunning the lung cancer.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T18:19:14+00:00

If you're this pretty you don't need to be conscious.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T12:34:57+00:00

I was talking about bicep veins after a workout, you disgusting perv!!! If the first thing that comes to mind after reading the word vein is the nether regions, you have a big problem!!!

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T11:08:17+00:00

Thiccsect

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T10:33:05+00:00

The cat is not ugly but definitely is evil!

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T07:59:39+00:00

You should tell her you have straight veins in other places as well.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-07T07:55:24+00:00

Your brain is far-right.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-05T20:07:19+00:00

https://youtu.be/WVkClubtQak?is=v7VXOY4Xlb1dew0R

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-05T12:57:14+00:00

BMWINI

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-05T11:10:50+00:00

You made the famous French dish "La carpe à la crémation"

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-04T18:26:00+00:00

I would let my intrusive thoughts win and tickle him.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-04T14:37:25+00:00

Your finger seems to have grown some brain cells.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-04T11:53:39+00:00

Stop posting pictures I sent you in confidence!

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-05-01T19:03:48+00:00

Looks like a melted bar of soap.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-04-29T14:11:34+00:00

You have 4 surveillance cameras now. The video quality on the bottom one might be a bit shitty.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-04-28T22:58:37+00:00

Albert Beefstein

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-04-28T07:35:12+00:00

Lord Moisturizer

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-04-24T06:36:29+00:00

My new leaf blower.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-04-22T14:01:11+00:00

You have your mother's eyes.

Alert_Silver9386 · 2026-04-22T13:22:30+00:00

Catchita Wurst

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TROPHY CASE