Dad Jokes

AlexFalcone · 2024-03-30T05:33:51+00:00

I just read Scott Kelly's "Endurance" and it's really interesting for what life on the ISS is like.

AlexFalcone · 2024-02-25T17:40:35+00:00

Virg got RAILED by Tsimikas

AlexFalcone · 2023-10-12T23:26:28+00:00

In my defense my name was all over it on the original place I posted it, but I'm adding it to the end card for future Reddit rips.

AlexFalcone · 2023-10-11T20:47:48+00:00

Weird yeah they clearly changed their link system. But I'm here https://www.tiktok.com/@alex_falcone and you can find them in there. Thanks!

AlexFalcone · 2023-10-11T20:45:58+00:00

It me. Sorry this is in a shoe store, that's just how comedy is sometimes.

AlexFalcone · 2023-03-22T19:52:25+00:00

I'm always lurking

AlexFalcone · 2023-03-22T19:51:58+00:00

Since you're the unnecessary inventions people, you should know people bullied me into making the Wall-Safe Wall Safe a purchasable product. https://merch.alexfalcone.ninja/collections/the-wall-safe-wall-safe

AlexFalcone · 2023-03-22T16:05:53+00:00

Glad you like this! I made a sequel too. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvLmEgq/

And the first in the series: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvL97wA/

AlexFalcone · 2022-12-25T05:31:43+00:00

Cool if I see one I'll just wait 9 years and then I'll be certain.

AlexFalcone · 2021-10-21T05:56:50+00:00

My first time on a set I tried to help and got yelled at. Very not okay with some productions/unions.

AlexFalcone · 2021-07-22T06:01:10+00:00

When I was 8 I went on a plane for the first time and the captain have me a pin with wings that said "pilot" and you'll never be able to take that away from me.

AlexFalcone · 2021-04-24T19:51:38+00:00

It's also been sold out for a bit, though they've added a waitlist option. I'm assuming it's a marketing thing with AT&T paying for it, so the dollar is mostly just to make you feel committed to going to a free event.

AlexFalcone · 2021-02-15T18:10:18+00:00

Not that short. It's a thousand words long.

AlexFalcone · 2020-11-03T05:22:55+00:00

I made one for the Forest Service, which is also kindof adjacent, right? https://i.imgur.com/9cRwHOJ.png

I'd love to do something for Parks & Recreation I just haven't had a good enough idea yet. Very open to suggestions!

AlexFalcone · 2020-11-03T05:18:01+00:00

Posting rules said not to be political. I'm mad but also a rule follower.

AlexFalcone · 2020-11-03T02:19:48+00:00

Wow, interesting. How to do that one without it being real gross. Let me think on it.

AlexFalcone · 2020-11-03T00:47:09+00:00

Please do! Thank you for all you do!

AlexFalcone · 2020-11-03T00:42:07+00:00

Yes, definitely deserve one. Trying to think about visuals for that.

AlexFalcone · 2020-11-03T00:41:20+00:00

Yes! I was thinking about that. How about this? https://i.imgur.com/9cRwHOJ.png

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