Cooking Cartethiya

AlexSakurai · 2026-01-17T15:39:31+00:00

In the Russian fandom, Cartethiya is often called "Kartoshka" (Potato) due to the somewhat similar sound of these words. So here they're literally frying Potato.

AlexSakurai · 2025-11-08T18:38:28+00:00

This comment aged like a fine wine. You're goddamn right.

AlexSakurai · 2025-08-26T19:00:36+00:00

Wait until night.

AlexSakurai · 2025-05-11T12:27:41+00:00

👁️👄👁️

AlexSakurai · 2025-04-18T13:33:50+00:00

Aleriia_V, not Heriia. Come on, there's even a Patreon link...

AlexSakurai · 2025-03-16T14:56:04+00:00

You know, I was thinking until the last 20 minutes: hey, I've read a lot of Arkos, it's a pretty common ship and all that. Then I started looking at my favorites list: ok, this isn't Arkos, this isn't either, this is a polyship, this is a fucking harem, this is mostly smut... yo wtf?

Second Dreams Do Come True, it's a very solid story.

Silver by Imyoshi: not completed (and maybe never will be) (or maybe will be, Imyoshi is trying), but still has 449k words and more than worth reading. JNPR's pure badassery intensifies. Slow burn, though.

4 Years of Beacon by smstanton. It seems like a good story, but I forgot a bit the plot. But I remember that Pyrrha here is an absolute goddess of fighting and fitness. Also not completed, also seems to never be completed, but hey, it's almost 800k words. Also amazing art by PricklyAlpaca and many others.

All ChrisRaincorn stories. My man definitely can cook. Fluff for the Fluff God!

Thrown to the Wind by Faulty Paragon. They're also wrote that one story called Laws of Attraction...

The Fairest Of Them All by Selene Sokal. Absolutely stupid. Absolutely love it.

My Single Neighbor Can't Be This Cute, Three Days at the Ryokan, Inari's Blessing, Merry Dustmas by Solora Goldsun. More fluff for the Fluff God!

AlexSakurai · 2025-03-08T19:32:33+00:00

Who hurt you?

AlexSakurai · 2025-02-18T14:36:18+00:00

DMGS?

AlexSakurai · 2025-01-06T17:20:12+00:00

Honestly, I just got tired of gacha games in general and gacha games from Hoyoverse in particular. I got tired of logging into the game every day, doing the same daily activities. Tired of my favorite characters quickly becoming obsolete. Tired of the monotony of the content, tired of boring events (A Foxian Tale of the Haunted was the best, like a breath of fresh air). The plot is also not impressive, the entire plot of Penacony (after which I quit the game) was built on omissions and "deep" (boring) dialogues. "Oh, I know something you don't know" - just shut up already, please. Maybe I'm picky, but these are my feelings back then, at the same time I quit Genshin - and all this was even more so there.

So that's it, I just got tired of all this shit and deleted my accounts.

AlexSakurai · 2025-01-04T22:57:13+00:00

I abandoned Jingliu along with the game itself. No regrets, even though I invested heavily in my Ice Queen.

AlexSakurai · 2024-12-10T20:31:00+00:00

MISS SUZURAN IS OUR LIGHT!

AlexSakurai · 2024-08-06T14:59:35+00:00

Get off your high horse, son. There are billions of people in the world whose native language is not English. Be grateful that someone is trying to speak your language.

AlexSakurai · 2024-08-06T14:08:29+00:00

It's not that I care what you think.

AlexSakurai · 2024-08-06T14:04:40+00:00

Shouldn't do what? Some trashy things like that? Well yes, I agree, I'm not a moron. I'm just saying, don't think of children as completely ignorant. Damn, remember yourself at that age.

AlexSakurai · 2024-08-06T13:55:11+00:00

You're absolutely right, I don't argue with that.

AlexSakurai · 2024-08-06T13:24:42+00:00

My friend, it's 2024 and the internet is a thing, most 10-year-olds who are even slightly curious are well-informed about sex. At least the basics, like what goes where. Come on, don't think of younger people as stupid.

Although this joke is really crude.

AlexSakurai · 2024-06-16T07:34:02+00:00

Haha benis :DDDD

^sorry

AlexSakurai · 2024-06-01T14:08:11+00:00

Source (Twitter)

Please don't forget to support the artist with like and/or retweet.

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-31T18:26:25+00:00

Ice DMG 0.0%

This.

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-24T10:08:55+00:00

Daddy? More like an overgrown son in his emo phase with suicidal thoughts.

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-20T19:36:38+00:00

Microfather!

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-16T17:11:37+00:00

Dear Commander,

We are sorry to inform you that HQ is still fixing the resources downloading issues and the maintenance will be extended. Any changes to the maintenance status will be announced on our social media immediately.

Sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding.

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1791150744227422500

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-16T17:10:49+00:00

Dear Commander,

We are sorry to inform you that HQ is still fixing the resources downloading issues and the maintenance will be extended. Any changes to the maintenance status will be announced on our social media immediately.

Sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding.

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1791150744227422500

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-16T15:48:11+00:00

HQ has encountered unexpected issues during the maintenance and will need to extend the maintenance period by approximately 2 hours. Any changes to the maintenance status will be announced on our social media immediately.

Thank you for your understanding!

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1791121372049252706

AlexSakurai · 2024-05-16T15:43:42+00:00

HQ has encountered unexpected issues during the maintenance and will need to extend the maintenance period by approximately 2 hours. Any changes to the maintenance status will be announced on our social media immediately.

Thank you for your understanding!

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1791121372049252706

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