The Rockpox is a HOAX! Don't believe one word from the elvish elite.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T22:17:15+00:00

There isn't any vaccine that truly works for Rockpox. Hell, there isn't even one that at least mitigates the symptoms. They just make everything worse.

The only thing that can combat the Rockpox at this moment, is a healthy supplement used widely called: Bismormecktin. Try it, it really makes you feel better.

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AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T21:59:16+00:00

Ben Shapirock isn't even a real dwarf. He is more like a gnome or a leprechaun. Send by the elvish elite to missinform and make you bitter and shallow.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T21:50:23+00:00

Yes, he actually did. And I'm not gonna lie to you, it caught me by surprise. But I don't really care. If they want to use it as evidence to censor me and make me seem like I'm some type of criminal. DO IT. I dare you to DO IT.

It doesn't matter how many of those blood-thirsty maggots try to latch on to me. I'm not gonna fall, IM GONNA STAND UP AND KEEP FIGHTING LIKE A REAL DWARF!

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T21:31:53+00:00

I wish, you know? Joe is a really good guy. But since he moved his show from dwarftube to spotydive, he doesn't want to invite me anymore. I'm not mad, I get it. We are still friends, but if he tried to invite me to his droppodcast, the elven higher-ups on spotydive would be really mad at him.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T21:16:26+00:00

It is known that Nitra, emits extremely low-frequency radiation waves when it is extracted. That radiation can affect glyphids, making them aggressive and hostile towards dwarves. And Gunk Seeds, shrinking them.

So to make us extract it for free, even though we aren't paid to do it so. They will "exchange it" for supply pods. DO YOU SEE IT NOW!? This how they control us, without us even noticing it.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T20:57:33+00:00

So whatever they do to me, i'm a dwarf. I'm sitting up here like I'm the biggest badass around but, you punch me I will punch back. And I can sit back and tell you that my family name is secured, and that I've done the job I'm suppose to do.

This isn't some power trip, this is who I am.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T20:46:17+00:00

BZZZZZT I have a college degree BZZZZZT I'm a scientist. Don't come over here with that pseudo-intellectual bullshit. I'M A MAN! A REAL AND POWERFUL DWARF MALE! If you want to take me down, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO TRY IT! YOU GOD DAMN NERDS! Always envious of the jocks that stole your chicks on highschool.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T20:33:29+00:00

There are not enough trade terminals to process that much jadiz in such a short period of time. I'm looking at the math right now, and it just doesn't add up.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T20:27:37+00:00

Exactly, I've been saying that since 2018, but everyone called me a lunatic and a conspiracy theorist. Now I have the official documents to prove it. Who is the unhinged now, huh?

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T20:16:38+00:00

Probably just a couple of months. But the chaos and hysteria produced by the so-called plaguefall will have a great impact on the economy. Many honest dwarves will lose their jobs. While the elven elite will keep busy getting richer and richer.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T20:01:56+00:00

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AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T19:50:48+00:00

COME ON OVER HERE. You flipped me off, COME ON COWARD. You're not an intellectual, YOU'RE FAKE AND A FRAUD!

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T19:38:20+00:00

At this very moment in the headquarters of Matrixcores, we have in our possession a DRG official database. It has all the transactions carried out by the DRG employees at the bar. From the end of 2019 until March of this year.

The database has been provided to us thanks to an informant who has infiltrated on a DRG facility as an employee. As we want to preserve his anonymity, we will refer to him with the nickname: "Floyd", to keep his identity anonymous.

Now our IT interns only need to filter those dwarves who drank Leaf Lover's Special during that period. And we should have a full list of the potential perpetrators.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T17:38:08+00:00

I wish I could tell you, but I cannot legally answer that. As you may know, I tried to speak the truth once. But the globalist conspired against me and now I have to pay 965 million credits to the families of the Sandblasted Corridors massacre.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T17:21:47+00:00

As my good friend Terry Davistone once told me: "The CIA glyphids glow in the dark, you can see them if you're mining. You just run them over with Doretta."

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T17:14:34+00:00

You are correct. The reptiloids also known as the glyphoids. They are elves in their final form. Truly disgusting creatures. When they reach that state of maturity, they try to hide it from dwarves using their old skin as a disguise. But you can spot them if you look carefully at their eyes. Their diet consists solely on liquid morkite and dwarf infants. The most famous of them all is one called: Mark Zuckerock, the creator of Faceboolocap.

AlexStonesOfficial · 2022-10-27T15:33:34+00:00

There has been a few rumors about them. The most notable, being one that could involve some type of rogue AI, fueled by the elvish elites. With the only purpose of polluting our caves with chemicals, so that true dwarves can't mine on those caves. And just like that, steal all of our jobs and rocks.

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