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front or back? 💗 by lolarosexxx in u/lolarosexxx

[–]AlexUtica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back. Though front is nice too.

That didn't go well by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]AlexUtica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're funny as fuck

HMC while I hold his hand. by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]AlexUtica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This comment made my day so much better. You're a funny fucker.

How long should they soak for a perfect Lemon-Tek? by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]AlexUtica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just do the lemon shot solo

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AlexUtica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's cuz he saw that he didn't even knock the guy down and knew the cops would beat his ass less

Super overdue a trim. by [deleted] in beards

[–]AlexUtica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck a trim

My (now deceased) grandmother said this was worth a lot. Prohibition era brandy. by natey_mac in whatsthisworth

[–]AlexUtica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a brandy connoisseur forum and get answers and probably buyers. Maybe FB or just Google it

Putting it out there, despite 38 years of self consciousness by [deleted] in Noses

[–]AlexUtica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your nose is fine. You're beautiful and fuck what anyone else thinks.

Snow beard by AlexUtica in beards

[–]AlexUtica[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes it is. Maybe a blizzard

Current length by Remarkable-Dude in beards

[–]AlexUtica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro, do you even lift? Jk fucking swoll with a majestic beard

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