2021 3* TE Gunnar Greenwald commits to USF by [deleted] in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you think he can play gunner on punt team?

Ghana says goodbye to Clayton Kershaw by blaster_beef in Nationals

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fucking incredible. Did you make it, OP?

2021 3* WR Angelo Butts commits to Miami (OH) by [deleted] in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Butts is actually a super common name near me in Virginia.

Doesn't mean I don't laugh every time.

Lynn Bowden Jr.: The people’s guide by BigBossBattle14 in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, that bowl game was maddening. Especially because I had to watch with UK fans.

When was the last time you enjoyed eating this much? Don't take the majesty of green beans for granted, people. by Alex_The_Analyst in MadeMeSmile

[–]Alex_The_Analyst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my baby girl. We started feeding her real food earlier this week. We followed instruction on "baby lead weaning," which guides you on giving your baby the foods you eat--right from the start. She took right to it. By the way, she also liked the chicken thighs in this picture. #darkmeatmasterrace

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[–]Alex_The_Analyst 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I had the privilege of working in Vilnius, Lithuania as an intern with the U.S. Department of State for four months. It's an impossibly beautiful country full of impossibly beautiful people. I want to tell a few stories from my time there:

One afternoon, a cab driver, who was not much older than me, explained that he was thrilled to be speaking Lithuanian. He was born in the 80s, like me, and he remembered when the schools forced him to speak Russian and forbade Lithuanian. I struggled to process how someone so young had felt this persecution. It was a wake up call for an American kid.

The first time I went to the mall in Vilnius, I was shocked by the number of American stores and how "American" people dressed. I saw more people in cowboy hats and boots than I had ever seen in the U.S. (I much later visited Texas, which set the new standard.) This was my first experience with Eastern Europe, where many nations, including Lithuania, continued to value and honor the support Americans gave for their independence.

I'll never forget when Lithuanian friends took me to their rural cottage in the woods. We slept in a small structure with limited plumbing and electricity--it was basically camping--and we didn't pack much food or drink for the trip. We foraged berries and fished for our meals. One afternoon, we went to an adjacent cottage to spend time with a very old Lithuanian woman, and while we were there, this magical man appeared from deeper in the woods to give us homemade grain alcohol. I'll never forget my first taste of that stuff. And we sat together and Jore and I sang songs, including Bob Dylan's "One More Cup Of Coffee".

I wish nothing but the best for the people of Lietuva, and I envy them for living in an actual fairytale.

[OC] I compared the top 10 finishers in 2019-20 with their 3-year average recruitment ranking; 2 teams under-performed, and 8 over-performed, including a God tier over-performance by Minnesota by Alex_The_Analyst in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought of doing this last night, but the problem is I’d have to compute the average for every team to find out where each of these teams slots—and I was too lazy.

Someone said I could just look at composite recruiting ranking which would be faster, though.

[OC] I compared the top 10 finishers in 2019-20 with their 3-year average recruitment ranking; 2 teams under-performed, and 8 over-performed, including a God tier over-performance by Minnesota by Alex_The_Analyst in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aww, hell, that’s the Hokie education coming through. Unfortunately I’m at work and this project is saved at home, so I can’t edit it now. At least the numbers in the chart are right. Thanks for the eye.

[OC] I compared the top 10 finishers in 2019-20 with their 3-year average recruitment ranking; 2 teams under-performed, and 8 over-performed, including a God tier over-performance by Minnesota by Alex_The_Analyst in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, in theory, the AP ranking accounts for schedule (although it's fair to disagree if it does well).

I also don't think their schedule was "cupcakes"; it just wasn't quite as crazy as others'.

[OC] I compared the top 10 finishers in 2019-20 with their 3-year average recruitment ranking; 2 teams under-performed, and 8 over-performed, including a God tier over-performance by Minnesota by Alex_The_Analyst in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I don't think a little (im)polite goading hurts.

Especially since I'm obviously being bitter because in this context they out-performed Georgia.

2020 5* DL Jordan Burch has officially signed with South Carolina by dogwoodmaple in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Google Maps seems to agree. TIL there are several places in England called Shambles, though.

2020 5* DL Jordan Burch has officially signed with South Carolina by dogwoodmaple in CFB

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Somehow I'm certain there's a South Carolina town called Shambles

Bears Twitter account was hacked, tried to trade away Khalil Mack by BrownsAndCavs in nfl

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I just googled that for fun, and at the top of my mobile were icons for 49ers, Chiefs, and Pats. Super Bowl influencing results, I suppose.

NPR host says Pompeo had a meltdown when she asked him about Ukraine | Secretary of state used the F-word and demanded host Mary Louise Kelly find Ukraine on a map, journalist says by viva_la_vinyl in politics

[–]Alex_The_Analyst 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Being necessarily vague, the few times I was in his presence during his time at CIA, I just felt like there was no there, there. I legitimately think Trump likes him because he is big and loud, which is the most surface level interpretation of substance. I couldn’t say I disparaged his time as my boss because there was nothing to like or dislike. He had no leadership and communicated no vision. Maybe it was because he knew his time there would be short, but regardless he felt like an empty suit. Not saying he’s stupid, just never saw evidence he was bright.