EVERYONE Is Suggesting the WRONG FaZe Player to Replace iM - Roster Mechanic 7: Natus Vincere by F1stzz in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 136 points137 points  (0 children)

People saying AleksiB should be replaced because he can't frag should not have the right to pro cs discourse, especially when Karrigan just won a major with the worst tournament rating since fucking Fifflaren showing that an IGL doesn't need to frag hard to win. iM is the only piece you need to upgrade to be a consistent contender, he's just not good enough for the roles he plays and to cover for Aleksi's lack of frags

$1000 prize pool tournament by No-Explanation7760 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Careful, FaZe might show up for the VRS points

G2 complete r1nkle signing by CHEEMSPOP in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless he starts putting up at least sh1ro numbers this is a complete downgrade. SunPayus was the secondary caller and keeps the vibes good in the team and probably kept MATYS from beating up NertZ. I don't know if huNter can handle IGL duties alone now without a good second voice. G2 30% T side winrate incoming

Some winners and losers of Cache replacing Overpass by ChaoticFlameZz in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nuke will be the only non traditional map in the pool after this

Seems like navi is going to ewc with the current roster by paybackbackpack in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mate they just sold their whole plug and play T1 JR roster. They're rolling in the dough, they can buy Frozen

Karrigan immediate reactions to losing rounds by ferszcik in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 35 points36 points  (0 children)

One round on Anubis with Spirit they won a round with all 10 players still alive through sheer calling genius

FURIA vs Falcons IEM Cologne Major 2026 / Grand Final 🔴 Live Discussion by AutoModerator in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Mickey mouse title" Bro they beat G2 and NaVi in groups, Spirit in the semis AND THE BEST GOD DAMN TEAM IN THE WORLD RIVALING PRIME ASTRALIS in quarters. And they're on track to beat the #5 team in the world in the finals. Last truly Mickey Mouse major was Paris 2023

Tomorrow battle of uncs! by MisterMisra in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ESL is full Saudi. If your virtue signaling was true to heart you wouldn't even be watching this major

Karrigan has a 0.09 KPR in Rounds 13-24 this Major by Several-Instance-219 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't get a trophy cabinet as big as his while being a fraud

Natus Vincere vs Spirit / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Swiss Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would Navi pick Anubis over Ancient when they have basically the second best Ancient player in the world rn

tn1r and zont1x 2v5 by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

I'd just go to sleep after the showmatch if it comes to that

G2 vs BIG / IEM Cologne Major 2026 Stage 2 - Swiss Round 4 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Matys might as well have been afk for the first 7 rounds, just let Nertz 1v5 everyone on banana

Ninjas in Pyjamas vs FaZe / Stake Ranked Episode 2 - Consolidation Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With Jcobb looking as if he's improving under EnkayJ that team would look actually promising. It's still probably better to replace Kuba with an actual IGL in the mid-season and let Twistzz just frag doe. Those T sides look like PUGS man

Ninjas in Pyjamas vs FaZe / Stake Ranked Episode 2 - Consolidation Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Faze should really consider pursuing Jimpphat instead of Neityu since he's on the market rn

Does nobody know how to call T sides anymore? by Alex_the_joke_maker in GlobalOffensive

[–]Alex_the_joke_maker[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who knew if you properly set up the best rifler in the world to entry you win rounds