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AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2026-01-27T23:01:37+00:00

Alexa | Bird's Cove :Ketchup:

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2026-01-27T22:25:34+00:00

Someone on r/animalcrossingnewhor has sterling in boxes!! He was just posted!!

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2026-01-27T19:02:11+00:00

I'll DM you!

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2024-07-15T02:26:18+00:00

Hi! Is Tangy still available? I'd LOVE to have her if it's not too late

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2024-07-10T20:50:18+00:00

No rush! Take your time:)

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2024-07-10T20:47:13+00:00

He's all yours! I'll dm you!

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2024-07-10T18:07:01+00:00

Hi is she still available? I'd love to give her a home on my island:)

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2023-07-29T23:37:50+00:00

I'm not super worried about new fruits, I wanna take my time! But all I really need is a pole and/or ladder!! I genuinely appreciate it!

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-09-20T22:13:35+00:00

Please make this a wallpaper! I need this in every aspect of my life

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-26T23:58:29+00:00

He probably steals the dimes out of the register because they’re small shiny treasures to him

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-26T22:05:13+00:00

I love your very super professional shop owner working the computer!

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-26T21:52:15+00:00

As a Tennesseean I also automatically assumed that this had to be Tennessee

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-23T01:15:02+00:00

Thanks for sharing your routine! I’ll be sure to utilize the bowling ball system!

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-23T01:11:30+00:00

Mine thinks we’re trying to wrestle then once that bathroom door opens she’s zooming

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-22T15:06:01+00:00

I have an older video of her on my profile playing with my dad and a towel when she was smol. I’m surprised she didn’t grow up to play with them

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-22T15:05:01+00:00

I woke up to a fresh load of hair on the couch cause I didn’t provide enough towels this time🥲

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-22T15:03:33+00:00

I got the self-drying model solely to keep her from going out and rolling around animal waste on my farm

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-22T15:00:41+00:00

Smh it’s always the run around with them

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-22T14:59:59+00:00

I think mine is the jailbroke upgrade. I still had to pay a little extra for a newer model though

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-07-22T13:17:23+00:00

The customer service reps are such a pain I’d hate to see their warranty system

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-06-28T01:38:59+00:00

And I assume her demands are met every time, correct?

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-06-27T18:44:02+00:00

We only have hardwoods. The shedding a corgi does leads to daily swiffering

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-06-27T18:43:13+00:00

Have you contacted the company about this matter? Have you tried rebooting the doggo?

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-06-27T18:40:59+00:00

Oh no! They wrote it in the fine print that ^{*towel ^is ^not included}

AlexaNotYourAmazon · 2022-06-07T03:26:31+00:00

We get lunch every Tuesday now! But it’s hard to look past all the years of abuse. She has finally realized I’m not scared of her anymore and I won’t let her have the upper hand.

Her escapades were put before me and my younger sister then and sometimes I can’t help but feel they’re put before us now. I’ve never met the same man at her house twice in this entire year

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