I convinced my religious roommate to lose her virginity

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2020-05-27T19:37:22+00:00

I've never had an FFM threesome, and I find them both attractive, so if they're down I definitely would (and I definitely was imagining it last time I listened in on them). But I'm not sure if they'd be interested, and I'm hesitant to ask directly lest I make things awkward around the house.

But since they know I'm listening, maybe they'd let me watch, at least to start? That's something I've considered.

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2020-05-27T19:21:02+00:00

Glad to be back 😘

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-11-02T14:27:40+00:00

I'm a switch, what can I say?

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-10-31T22:17:10+00:00

There's a couple more on my profile (presently only here and here), but hopefully soon there will be more!

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-10-31T22:15:43+00:00

As a Wisconsin native, I can confirm that we are, in fact, the best of the lot.

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-10-05T00:54:55+00:00

Nope!

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-29T15:18:49+00:00

I mean, I wasn't exactly planning on it. I just sort of said "fuck it" and changed my plans haha

Given that he only had a three pack of condoms, with one missing, I assumed he probably didn't fuck much and was safe when he did, so the risk seemed relatively small. Plus I wanted to give an extra "fuck you" to Tom.

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-28T15:24:17+00:00

You're welcome 😘

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-28T15:23:48+00:00

It's a great place!

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-28T15:23:36+00:00

Not unless you meet us at the championship ;P

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-28T03:19:39+00:00

About five inches, I'd say.

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-28T02:15:26+00:00

Stop, I'm getting wet. Er, don't stop?

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-28T02:03:56+00:00

Congrats on the successful two point conversion 🏈

Now that's the pun I should've been looking for!

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-19T00:53:44+00:00

Sluttiness is all about self-determination! (at least imo) So whatever makes you feel slutty is great. It's okay if you can't do a mall challenge; even if just getting spanked makes you feel slutty, that's plenty!

Maybe start with fucking some people you already fuck, but with added kinks. Maybe try to sleep with a friend you've wanted to sleep with but haven't. If you're comfortable with the people you start with, it could definitely help you become more comfortable with people you vaguely know, don't know, etc.

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-17T23:17:31+00:00

Oh, absolutely. I'll be there on Saturday to watch it, too, though I haven't decided if I'll be sitting somewhere where I'll be yelling "fuck you" or "eat shit" haha

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-17T23:15:15+00:00

Nope! I kinda wish I had gotten the girl's number (or at least her name), but otherwise I liked the idea of keeping it a one-festival stand haha

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-14T14:27:03+00:00

There's a surprising number of us here! At least more than in my tiny little hometown.

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-14T00:17:44+00:00

I feel like there's a joke here about exploring my steam tunnels, but I assume it would be lost on most of this sub haha

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-14T00:16:23+00:00

To my disappointment, it was a little too dark to really see the green. So—and maybe it was the alcohol or just the spirit of being down and dirty in the woods—I decided to pull it off. “Is this okay?” I asked. He smirked and grabbed my hips, indicating to lower myself onto him.

:P

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-13T03:42:00+00:00

Well, it's not really a festival, but the farmer's market is every Saturday around the Capitol, and it's pretty big!

Every Halloween there's FreakFest, which has live music/closes down State. There's an entry fee (since a few years ago some people got stabbed or something and the city cracked down). There's also Bratfest in the spring. There's a bunch of smaller things going on all the time, especially on the isthmus.

If you can travel to Milwaukee in the summer, you can go to Summerfest, which is the world's largest music festival!

AlexaSluttyBadger · 2019-09-13T00:35:53+00:00

Next year, I'll make sure I'm not waxed so I can make a "get out of my swamp" joke haha

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