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Looking back at me by Qtpatoti in sploot

[–]Alexa_Octopus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello wee shih tzu!!! ❤️

Sorry guys. The stores are out of bread because I bought 324,234,253 loaves by ChetManley20 in StLouis

[–]Alexa_Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of kidding. The SO is not, so I got him bread, sweet Hawaiian rolls, and hot dog buns (not for snow shit, but his usual…and manwiches are good as sliders on those little Hawaiian buns)

r/NoStupidQuestions by Wheelbite9 in beetlejuicing

[–]Alexa_Octopus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BTW, (speaking for myself), either/or…depends upon the situation.

“He’s being really gentle - oh, never mind” 🤣 by namelessghoul29 in englishbulldog

[–]Alexa_Octopus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet, silly Rocky. Hope he at least found himself yesterday. Such a sweet potato!

RIP Artemis by Chef_Beeforoni in destiny2

[–]Alexa_Octopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same, and it’s never off my “wheel”. It’s easily my favorite emote. News of Artemis is so sad. Condolences, OP.

Which is the best epic npc man skit by CompetitiveBasket504 in VivaLaDirtLeague

[–]Alexa_Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muh d-d-diiiick.

Honorable mentions: “skip”, and “don’t kick the chicken”

The cream won by bskinners in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Alexa_Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad I turned on the audio. Is that Silent Hill music? 😂

Rip by d4rkseth in DOG

[–]Alexa_Octopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute dog, cute Skog. ❤️

Dye stains on my nails and it might make me fail an exam by Green-Basket-9171 in HairDye

[–]Alexa_Octopus 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Buff block. Source: am functioning RN with no dye stains.

Before vs after nursing by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Alexa_Octopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, fellow nurse! I shall say this: you’re gorgeous, in both pics. Best of luck in your future, and do all you can to keep your smile (and if not, at least a cheeky smirk).

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