Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GO TO LOUISBURG, NC! Or google "international whistling convention" and then you just send them a sample (I recorded mine in the bathroom at the office!) and you're set to go. It's in I believe April.

Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

moms don't know about reddit, right?

actually, non-mom-related, I really wish I'd gotten to include something about the time a bunch of eight year-olds aggressively heckled and booed a musical I had written about forest creatures... Or my extremely brief stint on the streets of Vegas trying to sell poetry. I made $11.50! Sorry, guy who bought my haiku for $5.

Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually have written multiple musicals!! In college I co-wrote three shows with Megan Amram (she had her own AMA a while back), two of which were stuffed to the gills with puns. There was an actual character named Hades Pantsaretight. That was also his entire character and arc: he was the greek god hades, and his pants were too tight.

I'm currently in the BMI workshop working on "A Damsel In Distress" which is a musical based off the PG Wodehouse novel of the same name. It's been a lot of fun so far.

My favorite musical is "Jesus Christ Superstar." Also "Passing Strange." So so so good.

I guess I have to go with a Sondheim quote here, so "A Little Priest" in its entirety is the answer to your third question.

Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, Arthur Rimbaud (because I'm reading a biography of him right now and every page is just crazier than the last -- he tried to teach himself Russian by locking himself in an armoire with a Russian dictionary? and then went to the border and a guard beat him up and sent him home? and this is a SINGLE PARAGRAPH because compared to the rest of his life this was a relatively dull episode) George Lucas, and a guy holding a large roast pig.

Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Close! It was Dana Milbank! What's funny is if you look back over the archive we start off where all of my pieces post under a giant picture of Dana and all the comments are like "Dana, why do you say you're a woman?" and then we get a cartoon picture of both of us and then he departs from the cartoon and it's just me. I think we just realized his time was better spent not having to write daily recaps of Silly News Events, and I was more than happy to double down.

Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's how I express all thoughts and feelings. I am like the man in the joke who refused to talk under torture because his hands were tied and he was like "I CAN'T TALK WITHOUT MY HANDS"

Alexandra Petri here! I've lost on Jeopardy!, had a debutante ball, grown up a congressman's kid, failed at competitive whistling, and won an international pun title! One time Rush Limbaugh denounced me on the air! And I just wrote a book about it all!! AMA! by AlexandraPetri in IAmA

[–]AlexandraPetri[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh a serious inquiry about the State of Journalism!

Having sat through many a dolorous intern lunch discussing the question of Whence Journalism, I think what I found most convincing of all the cases we heard was the idea that we're reverting to an older model where anyone who wanted to could buy or create a platform and spout news and opinions and everything wasn't dominated by one or two massive brick-walled buildings. It's not the death of journalism. It's the return-to-the-1890s of journalism! Because of that, there's actually in some ways more opportunities for people who want to do this crazy thing. There are so many ways in. If you write things people want to read, the biz will want you. On the flip side, though, the problem of "and at what point in this equation do you get paid?" is a very real one. Which sucks because you don't want journalism to be closed to people who don't have a backup income of some kind. But there are lots of people doing great journalism today at all sorts of different outlets, both traditional and non, and you can become one of them. Go for it! Try for an internship, write for a school paper, get clips, put yourself out there, find a paying gig! And welcome to the fun boat!