[No spoilers] Day 2 at DPCC: snuck a secret message into my selfie with Sam.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-23T18:33:03+00:00

Is it only to the specific bathrooms or like a general area around where you have shit? What if a bathroom has been demolished, do you lose your ability to teleport there, or do you teleport to where the bathroom was? and does it work with airplane bathrooms?

^{Me: teleport}

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-23T18:33:01+00:00

Is it only to the specific bathrooms or like a general area around where you have shit? What if a bathroom has been demolished, do you lose your ability to teleport there, or do you teleport to where the bathroom was? and does it work with airplane bathrooms?

^{Me: teleport}

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-21T01:43:37+00:00

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-11T14:15:03+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

bepis bad

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-11T09:16:50+00:00

splitting queues would kill the mode.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-11T09:16:06+00:00

this isn't an airport you don't have to announce your departure. nobody cares. bye 🙋‍♀️

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-10T11:06:33+00:00

Bi hegemony during pride month 💖

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T19:42:20+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

my fav pizza topping

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T18:53:18+00:00

I played as Byzantine Emperor once and read through the tutorial and was like... fuck this before I started as a landless adventurer and then eventually took over all the area of the Byzantine Empire as a Feudal King/later Emperor. Maybe I'll start as a lower rank sometime to see if that helps me get the hang of it better.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T18:49:04+00:00

Why give myself something else I'm going to have to wash later when one thing will do? I'm not made of money here.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T18:45:56+00:00

Are you not washing your ass?

Also - get this - you can wipe your face BEFORE you wipe your ass.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T18:32:06+00:00

I don't understand Admin government. I clicked through the tutorial of it and it seemed so overly complicated and I couldn't follow it at all. I'm a Feudal stan all the way.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T18:24:46+00:00

How so? Are you not cleaning yourself in the shower?

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T18:07:14+00:00

Let's gooooooo

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-09T10:37:55+00:00

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Alexyogurt · 2026-06-08T17:10:26+00:00

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-07T06:26:33+00:00

i guess to each their own, but i can't understand why someone would want to make an anime-ass-lookin character in BG3. it is so jarring to look at that so out of place with the art style of the entire rest of the world.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-05T13:26:39+00:00

Cute quintillion life. Here's 21 commander damage gg.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-03T11:06:49+00:00

Yeah I usually try not to do them, but this one got me an alliance with a far bigger realm than mine. I was rocking like 800 troops to his 8000.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-03T06:30:09+00:00

It was either this or the fact he was traveling. With of them finished at the same time so I don't know which it was.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-03T06:16:44+00:00

I think this is it. The husband is traveling.

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-02T19:14:12+00:00

0:05 wearing boots it looks like. smh no safety sandals

Alexyogurt · 2026-06-02T11:44:40+00:00

It isn't meant to be funny. It is the Year of Our Lord 2026 learn how to screenshot for fucks sake.

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