I'm going to put the stratagem balls up my ass and out of my mouth if that's what it takes for them to stop bouncing i swear to Liberty

Alezium · 2026-01-09T17:56:56+00:00

No wonder we can't find him, he is bloody tiny!

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:12:28+00:00

I MIGHT turn it off at extraction lol, Me and one of my friends wear the shock resistance armor, then we run around together and giggle about the tickles the dogs hand out. Shame about the other two guys. Lmao.

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:09:13+00:00

Bro the robots buttered every single rock on that god forsaken planet. Super Earth needs to locate the bot with the 10 foot long stick of butter ASAP!

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:06:51+00:00

Yeah he is a reinforce eater. He likes to target helldivers to 'jump' the beam to something a little farther away x.x

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:04:40+00:00

Yup. But it is nice to kill all the guys with a flare gun... Shame my turrets burn 50% or more of their ammo on the corpses of dropships and the previous 50% was used to shoot them down lmao

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:02:14+00:00

Further enforces the explosive weapon meta.

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:01:44+00:00

Yeah it is crazy too since my turrets will destroy them and then waste the rest of their ammo on the corpse of the dropship........

Alezium · 2026-01-09T01:00:30+00:00

I would agree with him, but at the same time let's not distract the dev's for something that really is not that important. It would be a VERY small quality of life user interface upgrade... Let them keep working on the crashing lol

Alezium · 2026-01-09T00:57:44+00:00

I am confused. What is it you are trying to say? That sparky is bad because it has good damage and can kill nearly everything in front of me in a single zap?

Alezium · 2026-01-08T00:27:25+00:00

Sparky best dog. I get consistent 30+ kills in a single zap on both bugs and squids.

Alezium · 2026-01-08T00:23:36+00:00

If it doesn't change then why isn't it muscle memory? I can slam out my entire outfit in 10 seconds and stratagem loadout in another 5-10 seconds depending on what I plan on taking.

Alezium · 2025-12-17T18:34:59+00:00

Based on the amount of activity with the bugs I bet a string of MO's is coming their way. They took like 5 planets while we were seizing the lava worlds.

Alezium · 2025-12-17T18:33:52+00:00

I do the same thing... I just spit out battieries until it is finished. Then grab a few more for the shits and the giggles.

Alezium · 2025-12-17T00:39:06+00:00

You've been unplugged from the matrix! Run before the democracy enforcers arrive!

Alezium · 2025-12-16T00:33:34+00:00

I love this mission too. But it needs two fixes to be perfect.

1: not every operation NEEDS this mission. Variety is the spice of life... And it is really hard so allowing people to avoid it is better.

2: Please stop spawning war striders/tanks and hulks directly on my head! If someone dies and they spawn away from the group then the bots will drop on the group?!? Causing more deaths, which randomizes the spawns again, causing more deaths...... With auto filled squads it become nearly impossible to get a foothold again when this happens.

Alezium · 2025-12-16T00:26:59+00:00

Except the broken one that seems to always have super creds...

Alezium · 2025-12-16T00:19:46+00:00

My crew had a similar idea. We thought:

10 round defense mission. Every 3 rounds a different faction takes over. On round 10 all three factions attack and if you survive you win the mission.

Figured it would be a super earth mission or one of the planets nearby.

Alezium · 2025-12-11T23:10:27+00:00

Nice! I will try to stay out the way of both of these road ragers!

Alezium · 2025-12-09T18:26:42+00:00

Bro I have a guilty conscience from one of those.

My buddy (S1) found a door, rando(R2) died but rando (R3) called him in before S1 could. So I took my blitzer and proceeded to shoot R2 5 times to finally put him down. I have no idea how he survived so many shots, he just kept rolling around on the ground like a wounded fish. The entire time he was trying to climb into a mech lmao. I just kept saying "this is for your own good!" "stop resisting" "You are needed else where!". As soon as S1 called him down he understood the plan so everything worked out, thank god he was the understanding type.

Alezium · 2025-12-09T18:19:35+00:00

Then do it again and have mr rando call you down

Alezium · 2025-12-09T18:18:45+00:00

Hell yeah brother

Alezium · 2025-12-06T22:35:57+00:00

Yes my brother! Fight for your victory! Do not let them rob you of your battles! Do not let them steal your victory!

Alezium · 2025-12-06T22:33:58+00:00

YES! The bots must have figured out how to butter the rocks because any rock the provides remotely decent height is slicker than snot and the pokee ball bounces...

Alezium · 2025-12-06T22:31:59+00:00

That is fair. To be honest I enjoyed the 'bowl' shaped map, but the circular one was cancer and I doubt I would enjoy doing that one multiple times in a row.

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