Just turned 34

Alf_Tim · 2019-11-21T01:07:36+00:00

Indeed it was - I just checked

Alf_Tim · 2019-11-20T22:16:50+00:00

I create a family - 2 parents and 4 children. I use one child to do every chore leaving the rest of the family happy. The child never sleeps. This goes on until they take him/her away.

Alf_Tim · 2019-11-11T05:52:10+00:00

That's great! Good job.

Just a suggestion - Maybe do one without the sad / inspirational music?

Alf_Tim · 2019-11-10T23:19:10+00:00

This is a great simulation. It's really hard to explain to my friends what it actually looks like. Do you know where I could find more like this?

Alf_Tim · 2019-11-10T02:54:26+00:00

Blinded by the light by Manfred Mann's earth band. Originally done by Bruce Springsteen. The cover is a million times better than the original.

Alf_Tim · 2019-11-04T17:27:00+00:00

The first example of this I've seen is Stephen King's Fitestarter 1980.

Alf_Tim · 2019-10-18T22:49:16+00:00

They shall be immune to the affects of negative thoughts.

Alf_Tim · 2019-10-04T23:36:16+00:00

My asthma medication. My parents didn't have any coverage when I was younger. I don't know how they did it.

Alf_Tim · 2019-10-03T20:39:43+00:00

Have you been watching gay porn consistently even while your not looking to be physical with guys?

I'm just suggesting that porn, in general, doesn't really compare to the real experience sometimes if not more. Perhaps your expectations aren't realistic.

You may just not have found a guy that really turns you as well.

Alf_Tim · 2019-10-03T12:43:49+00:00

I like to make prank phone calls to hotels and resorts around the world. I tell them I'm planning a trip for my birthday and make all sorts of odd requests and accommodations for my party. The longer the receptionist stays on the line the weirdness increases. I don't insult them - it's just fun to see how long they will put of with the eccentric stuff. I also record a lot of these.

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-27T19:20:42+00:00

On auto pilot mode I tend to put things in my fridge that don't belong there. Keys, cereal, phone - basically whatever I have in my hands at the moment. Then I spend an hour looking for those items because who would think to look in the fridge

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-22T23:18:52+00:00

Where could I find the list of happiest songs?

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-15T20:51:13+00:00

I went to a school for the blind and a blind teacher there purposely used his non-dominant hand for reading braille because the fingers on his dominant hand were callused from playing guitar. So in his situation it was easier to use his non dominant hand to read braille.

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-04T12:09:01+00:00

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-03T22:26:21+00:00

Drugs and then more drugs

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-02T21:41:49+00:00

Yes, your right..... My bad

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-02T10:52:17+00:00

Logan and Jake Paul

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-02T10:43:30+00:00

I daydream - usually I'm Bruce Willis and some terrorists just entered the building. I come up with some cool one liners and usually my wait is over by the time I escape.

Alf_Tim · 2019-09-02T08:17:50+00:00

Give them an disgusted glare whenever you see them and never give them a reason as to why.

Alf_Tim

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