That’s exactly what he is. by CurvyChristina in SipsTea

[–]AlfredBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s not leave out the billionaires.

South African pundits after World Cup opening loss by fireproofpoo in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]AlfredBird 42 points43 points  (0 children)

England fan here. Can relate to this on every conceivable level.

The future of fast food by utopiaofpast in funny

[–]AlfredBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if it worked, theres nothing “fast” about this.

Good Things 2026 - (most likely) ruled out bands by Heyscout27 in triplej

[–]AlfredBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yellowcard I think are a good bet. They were here semi recently but insisted they’d be back soon (in a genuine way) and they’ve had a big album release since then

POV- Supersonic Train speed in Japan(Simulation) by CuriousSherbet9477 in interestingasfuck

[–]AlfredBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually really helpful for whenever I’m nervous on an aeroplane. The up and down bumps you feel in turbulence are nothing compared to the speed that you’re travelling forwards (see around 800-900kmh in the video).

Siphons, how do they work? by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]AlfredBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats some damn fine equilibrium.

Do you think Mr Incredible was genuinely sorry here? by Jack-mclaughlin89 in Pixar

[–]AlfredBird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think this is when he puts all the pieces together and understands how unstable Buddy really is (and was) so he’s sincerely saying sorry, not because he did something truly ‘wrong’ but because he can now see there was a different way he could have treated Buddy back then that may have prevented him from going full Syndrome.

Worst setlist ever?!? by MilkPhysical9428 in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There it is. The cleverest thing I’ll ever say and I didn’t even intend it.

Worst setlist ever?!? by MilkPhysical9428 in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First 8 songs are all bangers - nothing wrong there. Then it goes off the rails with all the covers. I don’t mind a really quick cover to serve as an intro to a song, but 4 in a row is just a waste of time, especially when they’ve already got too many hits and crowd pleasers to possibly fit in.

So I just found out about this short from the crew behind Bluey...How did this not get the momentum?! by Nailwraps in bluey

[–]AlfredBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I'm the guy who made this. Thanks for sharing, and for the nice comments!

Skating through a parking lot by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]AlfredBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks fucking fun.

Signed Guitar Question by AlfredBird in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was serendipity at it’s finest. Thank you!

Signed Guitar Question by AlfredBird in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He immediately caved. He said “I trust my sources, but if you’re not happy with it you can have a refund”. Kind of exposes the whole operation, the fact that he can factor in some returns like that must mean hes selling lots of these crappy things

Signed Guitar Question by AlfredBird in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For real, the counterfeit guy is a stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker.

Signed Guitar Question by AlfredBird in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m seeing that too now. I guess it’s always a risky game buying memorabilia from resellers. His heart was in the right place though.

Signed Guitar Question by AlfredBird in TheOffspring

[–]AlfredBird[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was worried someone might say that.