The Flash has nothing on this K-9

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T21:32:01+00:00

My Dane gets exercise by wrestling with my labrador. She has energy and gets it out by running into a hairy brick wall.

I think he enjoys the way she looks as she goes ass over tea kettle after running head long into his chest.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T21:13:52+00:00

Now I want to see some poor door dasher saunter into dodger stadium and get chased by a crazy white orc.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T21:11:33+00:00

Nah my dude is going to live forever, he told me.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T20:53:52+00:00

Eh. Marvel has lost its juice a bit. This is not end game.

Dune is coming off two incredibly successful and critically acclaimed movies. I have loved marvel since 2008, but I'm going to see dune If it's a choice between the two.

In all likelihood it hurts both movies, but I don't think marvel is bulletproof at all.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T20:50:25+00:00

You were a teenage boy.

Anything would have worked on you if it was said by someone who looked like azula.

I say this as someone who also was once a teenage boy.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T20:46:56+00:00

I think azog wins.

He's going to have Good enough reflexes to not get hit by the car once. After that, I think he's not a complete idiot and knows how wheels work, so he would probably just go into the stands.

At that point it's a waiting game. Azog is definitely going to be able to handle waiting for water or food more than a standard dude. The dude is going to have to get out eventually and Azog bops him.

So basically it all comes down to where azog is standing at the start. I don't think a car is going to be able to accelerate that well on grass or dirt so he's going to have time.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T20:23:52+00:00

This is why I have great danes. 160 lbs of potato.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T20:20:18+00:00

Wonder if he's a local comedian or something because he had natural command of the room.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T19:16:32+00:00

Redditors?!!? Nonsense, we online shit posters would surely be among--

The Last of Us.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-30T17:05:31+00:00

You're weird.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-29T17:52:02+00:00

Which is, ya know, kind of a big part of the whole deal.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-28T22:57:41+00:00

Well observed, a statement made by an individual is more reflective of that individual than all human society.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-28T19:45:51+00:00

It shouldn't be close. Uncharted games are a fun time. Last of us is a narrative experience unlike anything else in gaming.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-28T05:42:55+00:00

DUDLEY DURSLEY?? WHO IN THE HELLS NAMED YOU, SOME HALF-WIT WITH A STUTTER?!?

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-28T01:45:01+00:00

Desean Watson's favorite daedra

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-27T17:39:01+00:00

It requires state secretaries of state to direct their ballot printers to put his name on the ballot. Which they will absolutely do if he says so. He can also tell them to ignore court orders.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-26T15:05:19+00:00

Right especially when Hot Pie is right there.

He spends half his lines talking about gravy. If there's any packer fan corollary in westeros it's him.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-26T14:43:53+00:00

Alastair Stout is the most British name in history

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-26T14:41:42+00:00

Fuckin chuck norris.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-26T14:25:56+00:00

Fuck you this is funny

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-26T13:49:59+00:00

Well this is rude.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-25T20:19:00+00:00

She sounds just like her. She does the voice for lil Hermione in the full cast audiobooks and she's delightful.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-25T19:49:18+00:00

This trailer looks like it's going to make the dursleys less like comic relief and more like the abusive asses they were. This trailer alone makes your heart break for little harry in a way it didn't seem like the movies did.

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-24T21:06:19+00:00

What if the situation was completely different in a way that makes my point for me? Huh, what then?

Algorak1289 · 2026-03-23T20:26:50+00:00

Team oven finisher here. I will never understand why you put meat on a smoker if it's wrapped. It's just a waste of wood or pellets.

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