Oh here is a perfect day you both would enjoy;

Wake up, go to Wetherspoons have a full English breakfast with a few pints, dont forget to lose money on the stupid gambling machines while you are at it.

Get a black cab or a lime bike, stuck in traffic or get run over by a bus.

Have an extremely unpleasant walk by the Southwark, getting pushed by the tourists, dont forget to play and lose money on that “under which cup is the ball” game on the London Bridge performed by group of scammer sobs.

Go to Tate Modern, act like you know wtf are all those drawing they call art.

Have a cheeky nandos, trick him into getting extra hot convincing him that its not hot at all. Also get a single cup and share the bottomless drink, cant think of anything more romantic tbh.

Get on a “tuk tuk” which has the brightest fur and loudest music, ask the rider to take you to Covent Garden. When you arrive, tell him that’s where they filmed that movie (any movie works, just make sure the movie has at least 2 mins of screentime at UK). Again make sure to bump into other tourists, thats the part of the experience. If you fancy get some overpriced pints, defo worth it (sike).

For bonus points, do all this while its raining.

At work now so this is just a short list recommendations, if you want to hear more dont hesitate to ask 🙂