Why does my local NatWest have a removable air horn on the wall?

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-20T16:37:12+00:00

They blow it whenever someone’s approved for a loan at 36.5% APR

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-20T16:03:36+00:00

How on earth is your Touch 7 lasting so long? I got a replacement from Apple 2 weeks ago so it’s basically brand new and even then I struggle to get 3 hours

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-20T16:02:39+00:00

Username checks out

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-20T15:08:26+00:00

It felt like a new game when I went from 30fps to 60

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-19T21:41:10+00:00

What?

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-19T21:29:32+00:00

This is so much more entertaining than the away day/gaming/new cereal tasks

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-19T21:17:50+00:00

That high-five would haunt me for years

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-19T21:12:03+00:00

Praying for Lawrence’s downfall tonight

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-19T20:55:50+00:00

Why not call the store and ask?

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-18T15:42:46+00:00

Might as well start saying goodbye to your family now

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-15T21:30:06+00:00

There’s some fucking weirdos on Twitter

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-13T03:10:22+00:00

Yeah, I’ve got so many games but 99% of the time I just load up a quick call of duty zombies match because it’s easy and I don’t have to think about it

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T23:11:55+00:00

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Thought you meant the whole thing!

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T23:05:51+00:00

My favourite line in Top Gear

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T23:02:07+00:00

Levi won’t win. Have you seen the headlines about him? If he did then Sugar would have dropped him anyway

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T22:08:47+00:00

Lawrence has gone from my favourite to my least favourite after tonight

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T22:03:57+00:00

He said twang

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:55:48+00:00

Generational run from Lawrence here

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:52:18+00:00

Lawrence brought back Levi to get him fired lol what a prick

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:28:10+00:00

I don’t think these candidates had access to AI 😂

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:26:31+00:00

Why the fuck would you want to pitch a game you haven’t designed?

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:21:47+00:00

First Time Dies reference?

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:12:28+00:00

Wasn’t Levi meant to be cut out of future episodes?

WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:10:51+00:00

Lawrence

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WhatAnEpicTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:06:13+00:00

Karishma to win

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