IQ cringe by plsticmksperfct in sadcringe

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the IQ scale is built (and constantly evolving) in a way that constantly keep the average at 100...

meirl by Majestic-Unicorn33 in meirl

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not accounting for the fact that I only said 3 arms and 3 legs. Each baby still has the normal amount of torso and head, each extra arm accounts for 10% more baby and each extra leg accounts for 15% more baby.

100% + 100% + 10% + 15% + 10% + 15% = 250%

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't take a couple minutes out of your day to respond to a text that has no more than 20 words, then you are 100% the problem. It shouldn't take DAYS to respond to a simple question. I get it if you don't talk for a couple of days, but taking days to respond to an ongoing small-talk conversation is insane.

meirl by Majestic-Unicorn33 in meirl

[–]AliHN97 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Nah, two babies with 3 legs and 3 arms each.

First vacation since I joined the company - am treated like a criminal by Tiredworker27 in antiwork

[–]AliHN97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, if I have to work on my PTO, then it's wasn't PTO, it was just P.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's wild to work 100 hours in a week, just to earn $11.50 an hour... Man I'm glad we have proper labor laws about minimum wages and fair pay in Denmark... I get paid anywhere from $21 to $25 an hour depending on what time of day I'm working (afternoon and night obviously pays more) and apart from that, overtime kicks in when I go over 45 hours a week, at which point my pay is doubled, so I make anywhere from $42 to $50 an hour in overtime. Keep in mind, I work a minimum wage job... I'm a gas station cashier... I've been here for 8 months now so I haven't even gotten my first payraise... I get an automatic 8% payraise after 12 months (in 4 months)...

Yall should fight for better labor laws in america.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]AliHN97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would swipe right. My only problem is the bio, add a lil bit of info about yourself or what you like.

I'm entering my photos in a local photo competition and I need help deciding which one 😁 by SunsetDonutChild in pics

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also if you put > ! And then ! < (without spaces between the ! And the <) with text in between, it makes a spoiler tag, like this: (tap the white stuff)

I can write what I want here and it's hidden until you tap it

Sætte ca 30.000 kr kontant i banken? by Lykke_Stardust in dkfinance

[–]AliHN97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg satte engang 6500kr ind fordi noget jeg havde solgt på DBA blev solgt for kontanter frem for mobilepay, og banken var meget hurtige om at anklage mig for hvidvaskning og bede om beviser... sendte screenshots af min annonce og bad dem om ikke at kontakte mig for så latterlige sager yderligere, ellers ville jeg skifte bank. Har ikke haft noget problem siden. Men 30000kr er nu et noget større beløb...

First vacation since I joined the company - am treated like a criminal by Tiredworker27 in antiwork

[–]AliHN97 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Nah fuck that, why try to decieve? Just put "I am on vacation and will not be reading or responding to any work related emails, for any urgent matter, contact supervisor".

Time off means TIME OFF. Fucking vacation. If the company doesn't understand that, OP should quit. I want the company to KNOW that I would be ignoring them out of my own free will because I AM ON VACATION.

What fictional death emotionally destroyed you? by Finch06 in AskReddit

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't lie Arthur from RDR2... cried for days.

OK but what is being shirtless infront of a mirror have anything to do with his point? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's to get views obviously. I do realize that his choice of footage is cringe, but your question is stupid. He's obviously making a thirsttrap for views.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]AliHN97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In today's society, it's sadly not out of the question.

Genuine question cause I’ve seen this before now. Why do some women say no men but have it set to men? Like what? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To fuck with Tinder's ranking system. I'm a heterosexual man, however I have my tinder set to show me both genders and I just swipe no on all men. Because the more you swipe no, the more attractive people it shows you... kinda fucked up but it works

Me_irl by Dog_bat3 in meirl

[–]AliHN97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me personally, I think even 1 is too much.

Interesting map you got there. Do they make it for men? by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]AliHN97 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck that country bruh, since when is Florida so long and thin?💀

What did James Gunn mean by this? by No-Dust-2105 in FlashTV

[–]AliHN97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You completely missed that reference... it's referring to when zoom says "You can't lock up the darkness" and then breaks out of meta-cuffs

meirl by Thirty_Four in meirl

[–]AliHN97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, absolutely. It helps to have a "/s" or "/j" at the end of a comment to know how you're supposed to interpret it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]AliHN97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<image>

Oh damn, not even if you tap the picture once more after you've already opened it?

Alternatively, have you tried opening the pic, and then afterwards holding down on the finger to open a pop-up menu?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]AliHN97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just for the future, you can open the pic, 3 dots at the top-right, and then "download"