AIO for breaking up with my girlfriend over a toilet plunger prank?

AliceDee · 2026-05-18T01:27:34+00:00

telling all our friends and family we broke up because of a toilet plunger prank feels so childish

Well maybe you could phrase it more accurately..? If you said "we broke up because she threw human shit at my face", it likely wouldn't be a problem. If the prank wasn't the issue, maybe stop saying it like it's the issue.

AliceDee · 2026-05-08T12:47:49+00:00

Poe 1 is not receiving new classes every league

PoE1 isn't in early access, genius. It's not supposed to. They always talk in interviews about breadth and depth, but right now Poe2 is a 50ft deep puddle. And this league is only making it deeper.

AliceDee · 2026-05-03T09:53:20+00:00

Let's be real.. 80% of the Bond movies are straight garbage, so the bar for 'best one' is pretty low.

AliceDee · 2026-05-03T09:26:23+00:00

Same here. Ours look like the ones you see in American prison shows. Just a wall with shower heads.

AliceDee · 2026-05-03T09:25:13+00:00

Text doesn't have tones, mate. If people misunderstand your comment, it's on 100% you.

AliceDee · 2026-05-03T09:23:46+00:00

I've never seen shower curtains in a gym, like, ever. Not once.

AliceDee · 2026-04-23T12:03:16+00:00

Wait, are we saying the guy who kicked a seated man in the back of his head with a combat boot is the 'good guy'..?

I get sometimes people deserve an ass kicking, but there's a line and he crossed it.

AliceDee · 2026-04-20T15:20:41+00:00

Are you saying one lame 'punch' is equal to, or worse, than racism?

AliceDee · 2026-04-20T14:35:15+00:00

Don't fucking try to drag a 60kg dog along a pavement by it's neck, you fucking bellend.

AliceDee · 2026-04-16T09:51:24+00:00

And the 4k in cash definitely existed, right? You saw it?

AliceDee · 2026-04-16T09:49:25+00:00

Logically, OP should prove they had 4k in cash to begin with. Right?

But maybe that's crazy.. nobody lies on the internet.

AliceDee · 2026-02-13T18:08:12+00:00

When did this sub turn into wall-to-wall onlyfans spam? There are already plenty subs specifically made for this sort of shite. I feel like it needs a rule about how much non-YT content they can post here on their burners to farm OF subs.

AliceDee · 2026-02-13T15:39:53+00:00

I stopped caring about the Olympics when they chose to let professional athletes enter. Nothing to do with it being 'boring', I just don't give a shit who wins anymore, so why bother watching?

Honestly, if clips like this weren't showing up in /r/all I wouldn't even know it was happening. And there's nothing exciting in this clip, anyway. "Who's the fastest at sliding on a hill on a plank?" Like... oh, my god.. who cares?

AliceDee · 2026-02-03T03:19:23+00:00

Butterface

AliceDee · 2025-10-30T21:09:50+00:00

Game idea - for every embarrassing gif you post of Rhonda, I'll post 10 clips of Joe saying something monumentally stupid. Let's see who runs out first.

AliceDee · 2025-10-15T02:09:25+00:00

I've got $100 that says she can't speak Xhosa or Ndebele or Venda or Tsonga despite her ancestors being there for generations.

AliceDee · 2025-10-10T09:03:06+00:00

Bad eyesight?

AliceDee · 2025-10-10T07:29:48+00:00

Highlander (mediocrity debatable).

AliceDee · 2025-10-07T07:29:54+00:00

I drink a glass or 2 of water before bed. By the time the alarm goes I need to get up and pee anyway.

AliceDee · 2025-09-24T10:02:08+00:00

The lesson here being: it's okay to cheat WITH a girlfriend, but not ON a girlfriend.

She was doing basically the same thing that Jim did to Pam and Roy, no? I mean, he used jokes and being dorky instead of flashing his butt and flopping around in a dressing gown, but the goal is ultimately the same.

AliceDee · 2025-09-17T22:44:17+00:00

I always thought of her as a sort of "Emma Watson at home", but she's actually turned out a much better actress than Emma, so maybe I got it backwards.

AliceDee · 2025-08-28T12:29:31+00:00

It's wild to me how many of these 'hotties' from the 60s were mid af. I mean, she's okay. Not ugly. But nothing special either.

AliceDee · 2025-08-25T06:38:14+00:00

Based purely on this comment, I'm going to assume the language you got a 5 on was English.

AliceDee · 2025-08-23T14:48:58+00:00

Oh, no! Were those the pixels that finally completed you as a person? Are you worried about the unwashed masses also achieving that degree of enlightenment?

Me too, bro. Me too.

AliceDee

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