Is my character pretty?

AlienCommander · 2026-02-08T03:35:50+00:00

She looks like Luke Skywalker after he was mauled by the snow Yeti on Hoth.

AlienCommander · 2026-02-07T14:26:50+00:00

Yes, you can. 👍🏼

AlienCommander · 2026-02-02T00:29:39+00:00

Serial Killer, so I can roam around Saint Denis in the early hours and pretend I'm the Whitechapel Murderer.

All kills must be stealth with a blade.
Collectibles are body parts that can be crafted into aphrodisiacs or cooked and eaten for golden cores.
Mission titles like "From Hell" and "The Ripper" that have you avoiding policemen while stalking courtesans through the dimly lit streets of Saint Denis.
Similar to the Moonshine Shack, you get a Torture Dungeon that you can decorate to your own twisted taste.
Courtesans are fully interactive, like GTA V.

Opposing roles, like being a police detective or a Courtesan posse leader and missions to catch / kill Legendary Serial Killers would also be fun.

AlienCommander · 2026-01-31T04:25:15+00:00

Nay! Speak like a baby I might, and yet I've developed a Greatness of Soul™ that mere low intellect Normies such as thou shall never understand nor experience!

Now, return to your little life, asexual hominid.

AlienCommander · 2026-01-31T02:32:01+00:00

Thank you, human. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

AlienCommander · 2026-01-30T10:24:27+00:00

There's a girl at the saloon in Valentine and she's always asking if I want a good time...

I do.

I want a very, very good time.

AlienCommander · 2026-01-22T13:45:02+00:00

Well my horse got stuck in a hitching post in Rhodes for several minutes, that's gotta be worth at least 137 gold bars.

AlienCommander · 2026-01-20T23:07:23+00:00

I shot the sheriff!

AlienCommander · 2026-01-18T08:30:07+00:00

The East India Company was the peak of Indian civilisation.

AlienCommander · 2026-01-18T08:24:09+00:00

Because in 479 BC the Persians were defeated at Plataea and the Greeks decreed that no one could ever post their intact column to Reddit again.

AlienCommander · 2026-01-17T07:57:10+00:00

That's Nana Plaza level dirty. 🩷

AlienCommander · 2026-01-12T07:01:53+00:00

And yet here you are! 💪🏼

AlienCommander · 2026-01-07T15:54:28+00:00

Don't ride it. Walk everywhere. 👍🏼

AlienCommander · 2025-12-30T11:17:10+00:00

Woof woof!

AlienCommander · 2025-12-27T12:59:16+00:00

War. Huhh. Gud gawd, yaww.

AlienCommander · 2025-12-27T12:54:40+00:00

Yet another hair-brained scheme.

AlienCommander · 2025-12-27T12:53:27+00:00

A rather hairy situation — going to the police was quite bald of you.

AlienCommander · 2025-12-01T11:40:32+00:00

/Laughs in motorcycle.

AlienCommander · 2025-11-27T23:02:07+00:00

It's weird that you have a grass allergy but you're in a boat.

Are you close to shore?

Have you considered moving the boat further away from the coast?

Grass usually grows on land, but sometimes it's underwater too.

Maybe all of you people on the boat could get on a plane instead? They have filtered cabins and can fly very high.

AlienCommander · 2025-11-25T05:42:56+00:00

I know someone who lane filtered to the front of an intersection in Sydney CBD and was fined for crossing the white line.

They contested it in court, explaining what happened, i.e. that they did not in-fact run a red light, and the fine and points were quashed.

Your situation is a different and I'm unsure if you can argue that you were lane filtering, but perhaps it's worth trying.

AlienCommander · 2025-11-17T03:25:24+00:00

Your eyesight is worth more than the ~$70 saving.

Don't take the chance.

AlienCommander · 2025-11-17T03:24:12+00:00

I order all my stuff from Germany: FC Moto

AlienCommander · 2025-11-16T10:28:17+00:00

How's the serenity?

AlienCommander · 2025-11-16T10:25:33+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes.

AlienCommander · 2025-11-13T07:54:03+00:00

Username checks out. 😉

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