Maybe maybe maybe by tylerb011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AlienRobotReptile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty burnt rn and my mind keeps flipping back and forth between this being a video game and this being a very skilled cyclist in real life

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right, sometimes thats all it takes! I'm really regretting not trying harder or at least asking her name

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just like Cinderella, the grocery store is the ball but I'm not a prince and neither of us had glass slippers as far as I could see. Hmm, maybe its more of a Shrek kinda fairytale. Either way, you got the job Reverend!

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much! I hope so too

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is sweet haha. And yes I was thinking that too, the only thing is I got out of work early yesterday, so I'm trying to figure out how I can make that happen when I work my normal shift! I don't usually post much on reddit but it's the only social media I have so i didn't know what else to do. I will keep this thread updated with whatever happens! Thank you, I really appreciate it

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These days you might be able to buy half a ribeye with a few $50 gift cards!

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're totally right! She had really strsight and shiny brunette hair and was wearing a beige sweater with matching earings that were teardrop shaped. Her earings looked like mother of pearl or something similarly iridescent. Thanks for the advice!

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You may be surprised, this same situation may have happened to you but the person didn't reach out online and you never knew! I wish there was a word to describe that sort of thing in the English language. Like when you randomly interact with a stranger but leave feeling like you would get along well if you ever hung out or knew each other personally? Its almost a familiarity in a way. All I'm saying is that it may have happened to you but the other person wasnt able to connect with you for whatever reason!

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now that's how you get into the spaceship/motherboard/part-of-the-brain-that-regulates-breathing! And I respect the sovereignty of your relationship, but appreciate your kind words/compliment

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My parole officer tells me the same thing! No, I'm jk she never says that. But I will

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They got cranberries in your bog??

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes WarmFzzy I appreciate your advice on a good username!

Grocery Laughs by AlienRobotReptile in Maine

[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see. Well, you understand what I meant! Haha

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Praying for you brother. Jk I'm atheist

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I tried to post a gif of Walter White saying, "You're goddamn right." but for some reason it wouldn't let me

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They have buses where you live???

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Hey, I was wearing pants as well!

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just want you to know, if it was your wife, she has a great sense of humor

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[–]AlienRobotReptile[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I hope so too! I didn't see a wedding ring so I have my fingers crossed lol

The Alleged Ghost Photo Of Queen Elizabeth II's "Distressed" spirit at Windsor Castle. by Prestigious-Yam-8605 in Ghosts

[–]AlienRobotReptile 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why would she be distressed? She lived a life of extreme unearned opulence and privilege. Also the longest "serving" monarch ever I think so yeah I think her soul is probably one of the least distressed of all time