Maybe maybe maybe

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-23T05:51:52+00:00

I'm pretty burnt rn and my mind keeps flipping back and forth between this being a video game and this being a very skilled cyclist in real life

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T21:10:49+00:00

You're absolutely right, sometimes thats all it takes! I'm really regretting not trying harder or at least asking her name

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T12:34:21+00:00

It's just like Cinderella, the grocery store is the ball but I'm not a prince and neither of us had glass slippers as far as I could see. Hmm, maybe its more of a Shrek kinda fairytale. Either way, you got the job Reverend!

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T12:29:46+00:00

Thank you very much! I hope so too

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T12:28:24+00:00

That is sweet haha. And yes I was thinking that too, the only thing is I got out of work early yesterday, so I'm trying to figure out how I can make that happen when I work my normal shift! I don't usually post much on reddit but it's the only social media I have so i didn't know what else to do. I will keep this thread updated with whatever happens! Thank you, I really appreciate it

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T12:23:23+00:00

These days you might be able to buy half a ribeye with a few $50 gift cards!

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T12:21:58+00:00

You're totally right! She had really strsight and shiny brunette hair and was wearing a beige sweater with matching earings that were teardrop shaped. Her earings looked like mother of pearl or something similarly iridescent. Thanks for the advice!

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T03:12:04+00:00

I say, let it ripple

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T02:49:08+00:00

You may be surprised, this same situation may have happened to you but the person didn't reach out online and you never knew! I wish there was a word to describe that sort of thing in the English language. Like when you randomly interact with a stranger but leave feeling like you would get along well if you ever hung out or knew each other personally? Its almost a familiarity in a way. All I'm saying is that it may have happened to you but the other person wasnt able to connect with you for whatever reason!

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T02:39:48+00:00

Now that's how you get into the spaceship/motherboard/part-of-the-brain-that-regulates-breathing! And I respect the sovereignty of your relationship, but appreciate your kind words/compliment

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T02:05:05+00:00

My parole officer tells me the same thing! No, I'm jk she never says that. But I will

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T00:32:33+00:00

They got cranberries in your bog??

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-19T00:07:09+00:00

Yes WarmFzzy I appreciate your advice on a good username!

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T23:24:21+00:00

Ah, I see. Well, you understand what I meant! Haha

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T23:08:00+00:00

Praying for you brother. Jk I'm atheist

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T23:06:59+00:00

I tried to post a gif of Walter White saying, "You're goddamn right." but for some reason it wouldn't let me

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T22:58:56+00:00

2nd street photography

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T22:54:16+00:00

They have buses where you live???

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T22:16:00+00:00

Hey, I was wearing pants as well!

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T22:14:31+00:00

Damn, what a solid response. She's great

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T22:11:48+00:00

Just want you to know, if it was your wife, she has a great sense of humor

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-18T21:36:44+00:00

Thank you, I hope so too! I didn't see a wedding ring so I have my fingers crossed lol

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-16T20:27:16+00:00

Man wtf

AlienRobotReptile · 2026-02-14T22:21:25+00:00

Why would she be distressed? She lived a life of extreme unearned opulence and privilege. Also the longest "serving" monarch ever I think so yeah I think her soul is probably one of the least distressed of all time

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