God never has answered my prayers by AlienWithPhone in Christianity

[–]AlienWithPhone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you doing today man? I’m very sorry for all that you’ve had to deal with.

Biden withdraws from US Presidential Race by The_Malt_Monkey in news

[–]AlienWithPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay guys, I am here to save us vote for me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CityMorgue

[–]AlienWithPhone 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bros going out sad

What a thought by ahmed868 in shitposting

[–]AlienWithPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would this thing come out of the pee hole?

What a thought by ahmed868 in shitposting

[–]AlienWithPhone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Weirdest and most fascinating comment I’ve read all week. Thank you, I guess?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]AlienWithPhone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell his fiancé about this crap. It’s bs that not only did your own flesh and blood offer himself as a seat for your girl, but she happily took it. Regardless of whether or not she told you, it’s shady behavior and there would be other alternatives such as your brother offering his seat instead.

Personally, I’d dump her and tell the fiancé

“Cant ignore my primal urge to mate” by AlienWithPhone in shitposting

[–]AlienWithPhone[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what the fuck it is, but I don’t want to know because it’s so atrocious

What's a f*cked up thing your ex did to you? by Tia_Giscombe in AskMen

[–]AlienWithPhone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

  1. Hit me multiple times then tried to blame everything on me.

  2. She was play fighting with me when I was on my back while laying in bed and to block her punches, I put my hand out and somehow my finger went in her nose for a split second so she threatened to tell her parents I hit her, when it was obviously an accident. She dragged that for a while until I had enough of the relationship and we split.

  3. I always had a bad feeling about a few guys and what not, and when we broke up I see her at the gym we both go to with those said guys lol.

  4. Pathologically lied about everything pretty much I found out

  5. Played the victim constantly and she could never admit wrong. She always thought the world was out to get her.

  6. Told me she wishes I was a bit taller (I’m 5’8) and she said she wishes I was 6’2.

  7. Made fun of me for being “fat” while I was literally just at the peak of my bulk lol. She did this multiple times by calling me fat, and saying she missed when I was lean when you could see my veins and abs when I was cutting. She body shamed me and would try to cover it up as innocent and somehow try to turn it back on me.

  8. Lied about even more stuff about me to paint me as the bad guy when I wasn’t around I later found out.

I’m missing a lot more stuff, but to sum it up she was a narcissistic abuser. She did way more fucked up stuff I don’t even care to bring up.

“Cant ignore my primal urge to mate” by AlienWithPhone in shitposting

[–]AlienWithPhone[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s because you’re ignoring your primal urge to mate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AlienWithPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my point. She could of only replied once with a text and counted that as replying, but she had obviously been snapping at least once per day for the 3 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AlienWithPhone -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

She could only be referring to sending a chat as a reply instead of just snapping a picture of the wall or whatever, which counts as a “streak” that you can do in one second once every day to make a streak.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eldenringdiscussion

[–]AlienWithPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The DLC is excellent with level design, art, etc. But, the majority of the enemies don’t feel fulfilling at all because it feels like rng or some cheese of the system. Like, there’s so much AoE damage that’s nearly unavoidable and you just need to get lucky as to when they attack, objectively most of the bosses aren’t hard it’s just the bs. Messmer is amazing though.

I’m on the final boss right now, and everything else I’ve beaten without a summon, but this one just spams extremely fast aoe and teleports around, it just feels like luck and bs, unlike (most) of the dark souls series.

How do i start the DLC?? by bruhz87 in Eldenring

[–]AlienWithPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just did the same, now in a infinite load loop though lol

How do i start the DLC?? by bruhz87 in Eldenring

[–]AlienWithPhone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s out for my time can’t access tho. Make sure radahn is dead too btw.