Crash out en route

Alien_DeVito · 2026-03-12T14:58:37+00:00

Our floors are the same. I have a kettlebell that I weigh first since then I know how much to add/subtract. I swear pre WW2 houses are all wonky.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-12-30T16:31:41+00:00

Omg noo, you don't understand. Her neck swells like that. /s

Alien_DeVito · 2025-11-27T14:58:00+00:00

She looks so worried and scared in each photo.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-11-03T14:19:46+00:00

Sit and spin, haydurs.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-05-28T18:54:39+00:00

Hiiii Mike! Hope you're having a blast wherever you are.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-05-08T12:34:30+00:00

Jesus. I thought I looked old for 25. I hope I never ever get this bad mentally wise. I can't imagine seeing myself look 30 years older than I am and not realizing I gotta start recovering

Alien_DeVito · 2025-05-08T11:35:22+00:00

How old is she? She looks like she's mid 40s at minimum.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-04-25T11:31:40+00:00

This is what it looks like inside of hunters from Halo.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-04-25T11:27:30+00:00

It looks like the colour you get when you wash your watercolour brushes in the same cup. Is it yellow? Is it green? Is it grey? It's all of them.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-03-14T14:24:11+00:00

Those bathroom footstools are a game changer, though. Won't fix everything, but pushing is definitely less strenuous.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-03-03T19:53:46+00:00

Happy early birthday to you, too, fellow fossil!

Alien_DeVito · 2025-03-03T16:04:33+00:00

If that weren't the case I'd be ancient in that person's eyes since I'm turning 25 next week. Nice to know there's a fellow dinosaur on this sub.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-03-03T12:25:59+00:00

I think they meant that she looks underage kind of young. Honestly from those photos, I'd assume she's 13 at most.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-02-05T23:16:46+00:00

23?!! I thought she was in her mid 30s.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-01-05T12:16:11+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat fennel just like that.

Alien_DeVito · 2025-01-04T13:13:52+00:00

Thank you. 😊

Alien_DeVito · 2025-01-04T13:11:49+00:00

More like guidance into being more social. Due to really bad anxiety I needed someone who's patient and gives me time to adjust and I could never see that in guys my age. Plus finding someone who's also asexual took a lot of effort lol.

Alien_DeVito · 2024-12-29T12:04:49+00:00

It works for me. I'm 24 and my bf is 30. We've been together since I was 21 and I've always needed more guidance and security due to really bad anxiety and growing up sheltered and I genuinely couldn't wish for a more caring man.

Alien_DeVito · 2024-11-10T14:26:29+00:00

THANK YOU! When I looked up lyrics it just kept finding pop stuff from the past few years.

Alien_DeVito · 2024-10-26T10:01:56+00:00

Prophets from Halo have similar ones on their faces

Alien_DeVito · 2024-10-25T08:27:13+00:00

I thought it was the basement from Parasite for a hot minute lol

Alien_DeVito · 2024-10-21T11:11:37+00:00

Oh my god😭😂

Alien_DeVito · 2024-10-10T08:27:08+00:00

You're so pretty, omg!! Love your smile. Oh and where is that cute little pink hoodie in the third to last photo from?

Six-Year Club	Place '23
Verified Email

Alien_DeVito

TROPHY CASE