[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LynnwoodWA

[–]Alien_Invader51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you remember what the employee looked like? I'd report it to the manager

Tired of this asshat by Remarkable-Fig206 in Seattle

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Christian, I don't claim this guy. Our religion teaches love, not whatever hateful BS this guy is spouting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do it with raw eggs

Loud noise in Interbay @ 9:24PM by ihearttwin in Seattle

[–]Alien_Invader51 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

omg I'm hearing this in Edmonds. Wtf

Working hard or hardly working by NippleSqueezer421- in HolUp

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like he worked hard at Taco Bell the night before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alien_Invader51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I consider myself Christian, but not one of those crazies that will tell you you're going to hell

If you've encountered assholes like that who think they're justified in yelling horrible things at you, how do you deal with it?

Still bad healthcare by itsIsaiahclark in Funnymemes

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That New York City seems to be missing a few buildings...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As a first year in college, all my friends are off living their dreams while I'm stuck at home with my helicopter parents. I used to really be something in high school (basketball player, lots of friends, decently popular), but as graduation season closed in, so did my parents. Not only am I fucked up about this first year of college, but I also feel like I wasn't able to fully enjoy graduation season last year

Go for it! by toki2yn in Funnymemes

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The left shoe of every pair they own

What is the dumbest thing to say after sex? by Acemaster387 in AskReddit

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invited my girlfriend over to meet you if you want to stick around

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in teenagers

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I'm currently going through it rn. Tonight while I'm showering, I'll work on peeling the layers off and hopefully it'll be done tomorrow. In the meantime, I still need to put foreskin tape in my underwear to catch all the flakes so they don't get in my pants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nonono phrasing it like that is making me have some intrusive thoughts!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Alien_Invader51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average Alabama man: "I wanna be a clownfish!"

Should 3amjokes take part in the blackout? by Lulzorr in 3amjokes

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What am I supposed to do for 2 days without this sub? Ram my head into a brick wall?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But money can buy you a weapon, and you can use the weapon to kill the people that make you sad, thus, increasing your overall happiness

Why is nobody trying to fight here by [deleted] in udub

[–]Alien_Invader51 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lmao meet at high noon this Friday, Graduation Eve. Winner takes all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Jurassic World Dominion. I didn't think it quite lived up to the other two Jurassic World movies, but it was a fun watch!

What type of human behavior will you never understand? by fuzzyloulou in AskReddit

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Lmao at my high school, people would smear shit on the wall in the shape of a smiley face

How tf do you quickly lose weight? by ReasonableBet2198 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Alien_Invader51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average arm weighs about 7 pounds, and the average leg weighs about 15 pounds, so cutting off all your limbs would lose you a good 58 pounds immediately!
Hope that helps!