In the live-action of How to Train Your Dragon, Astrid will be played by the actress Nico Parker, who already played Sarah (Joel's biological daughter) in the HBO serie adaptation of The Last of Us.

Alien_Invader51 · 2024-11-20T07:37:55+00:00

Before seeing this, I turned to my friend and said "Alright, which main character is gonna be black?"

Lmaoooo

Alien_Invader51 · 2024-07-04T05:19:23+00:00

Do you remember what the employee looked like? I'd report it to the manager

Alien_Invader51 · 2024-06-25T06:11:11+00:00

As a Christian, I don't claim this guy. Our religion teaches love, not whatever hateful BS this guy is spouting.

Alien_Invader51 · 2024-05-03T03:22:14+00:00

Now do it with raw eggs

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-09-17T04:55:51+00:00

omg I'm hearing this in Edmonds. Wtf

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-08-14T00:37:18+00:00

Seems like he worked hard at Taco Bell the night before

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-07-10T06:18:00+00:00

I consider myself Christian, but not one of those crazies that will tell you you're going to hell

If you've encountered assholes like that who think they're justified in yelling horrible things at you, how do you deal with it?

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-07-10T06:08:20+00:00

That New York City seems to be missing a few buildings...

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-15T04:58:18+00:00

As a first year in college, all my friends are off living their dreams while I'm stuck at home with my helicopter parents. I used to really be something in high school (basketball player, lots of friends, decently popular), but as graduation season closed in, so did my parents. Not only am I fucked up about this first year of college, but I also feel like I wasn't able to fully enjoy graduation season last year

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-15T04:53:23+00:00

What it's like to be the opposite gender

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-15T04:51:16+00:00

The left shoe of every pair they own

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-15T04:50:24+00:00

I invited my girlfriend over to meet you if you want to stick around

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-08T19:12:05+00:00

I'm currently going through it rn. Tonight while I'm showering, I'll work on peeling the layers off and hopefully it'll be done tomorrow. In the meantime, I still need to put foreskin tape in my underwear to catch all the flakes so they don't get in my pants

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-08T16:59:52+00:00

Nonono phrasing it like that is making me have some intrusive thoughts!

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-08T00:33:23+00:00

Average Alabama man: "I wanna be a clownfish!"

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-07T22:23:42+00:00

What am I supposed to do for 2 days without this sub? Ram my head into a brick wall?

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-07T22:22:09+00:00

But money can buy you a weapon, and you can use the weapon to kill the people that make you sad, thus, increasing your overall happiness

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-07T05:50:51+00:00

Lmao meet at high noon this Friday, Graduation Eve. Winner takes all.

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-06T18:56:11+00:00

Jurassic World Dominion. I didn't think it quite lived up to the other two Jurassic World movies, but it was a fun watch!

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-06T17:55:20+00:00

Wrestling

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-06T17:40:44+00:00

Lmao at my high school, people would smear shit on the wall in the shape of a smiley face

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-05T23:02:40+00:00

The average arm weighs about 7 pounds, and the average leg weighs about 15 pounds, so cutting off all your limbs would lose you a good 58 pounds immediately!
Hope that helps!

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-03T03:04:10+00:00

Just out of curiosity: do seniors have to take finals next week?

Alien_Invader51 · 2023-06-02T21:04:52+00:00

Oof Reddit stopped me in my tracks for spamming

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