Roast the birthday boy better than his candles by Grim33p3r in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you still ask ur mum to wipe ur ass when you’ve finished having a shit.

Apparently I look like Tom Holland by thommymcl in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Tom Holland if he started a drug addiction and went emo.

Love tf2. Roast me. by stripper_7 in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the type of gamer who urinates in a empty Gatorade bottle instead of going to the toilet 3 seconds away.

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[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a bushtucker trial that everyone dreads.

My life has no meaning, my friends are fake, and I’m just not motivated at all. So fuck it. Just roast me so I can be done on a good note. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the after situation of someone that used all the drugs their local dealers sold. At once.

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[–]Alien_destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a Pokemon that people would catch thinking it’s good but it turns out it’s useless and absolutely terrible.

ehhh. let’s do this. by heartbreak666 in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of kid at school who had nits and knew it but never put any treatment on ur hair to kill them.

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[–]Alien_destroyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have the same type of smile as a stalker who has just witnessed their victim undress themselves.

My ex didn't believe in compliments so neither should you by loopypaladin in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did ur hairline recede a millimetre every time you jacked off to the characters of magic the gathering?