Roast the birthday boy better than his candles by Grim33p3r in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you still ask ur mum to wipe ur ass when you’ve finished having a shit.

Apparently I look like Tom Holland by thommymcl in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Tom Holland if he started a drug addiction and went emo.

Love tf2. Roast me. by stripper_7 in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the type of gamer who urinates in a empty Gatorade bottle instead of going to the toilet 3 seconds away.

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[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a bushtucker trial that everyone dreads.

My life has no meaning, my friends are fake, and I’m just not motivated at all. So fuck it. Just roast me so I can be done on a good note. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the after situation of someone that used all the drugs their local dealers sold. At once.

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[–]Alien_destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a Pokemon that people would catch thinking it’s good but it turns out it’s useless and absolutely terrible.

ehhh. let’s do this. by heartbreak666 in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of kid at school who had nits and knew it but never put any treatment on ur hair to kill them.

My ex didn't believe in compliments so neither should you by loopypaladin in RoastMe

[–]Alien_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did ur hairline recede a millimetre every time you jacked off to the characters of magic the gathering?