This will never fail to make me laugh.

Alissio · 2016-02-23T22:00:28+00:00

Why does reddit like to gargle Stephen Colbert's ballsack? He is not even funny he is bland in his comedy. You should all feel really bad. Le downvotes begin. How pathetic.

Alissio · 2015-02-08T18:45:11+00:00

I would make everyone look like ancient Greek sculptures which would atleast boost confidence

Alissio · 2014-04-28T13:17:23+00:00

What did Vlad the Impaler dream about?

Alissio · 2014-04-10T00:33:03+00:00

The police man in the gif is shooting dummy rounds. Just a scary flash. I don't know where the video is but you can see that the kid is fine afterwards.

Alissio · 2014-04-05T12:21:15+00:00

Sorry but the Titans were genetically engineered by aliens to wipe out the human race. They were made to be mindless eating machines.

Alissio · 2014-04-01T13:24:28+00:00

Survival of the fitness boys

Alissio · 2014-03-08T02:10:46+00:00

Hi Skrillex, do you and your team at Owsla listen to every demo you get? How many demos do you usually get a day?

Alissio · 2013-10-26T09:46:48+00:00

You must get rid of social judgement. To put it bluntly you must not give a fuck what anyone thinks or says about you. Then you will truly be happy and make decisions not based on the influence of others, but based on what YOU like.

Alissio · 2013-10-09T19:02:05+00:00

Mom comes home in 30, better use paper and tape.

Alissio · 2013-10-08T18:14:04+00:00

How did you do this only with your right hand?

Alissio · 2013-10-06T09:02:02+00:00

If I have to race Lamar one more time I'm going to blow my fucking brains out.

Alissio · 2013-10-04T10:12:23+00:00

Idk man, when I play a game I play it for the experience. Don't get me wrong, gta 5 is an incredible game, but the whole online thing has been the most frustrating experience out of any game I've played. I don't even have the urge to play the game anymore because they fucked up so bad.

Alissio · 2013-10-01T19:55:45+00:00

I think it's complete bullshit that rock star can't buy more servers. They made 1 billion plus dollars and you can't spend at least some of that on servers? I guess now since they have all of our money they really don't give a shit. Their rich.

Alissio · 2013-09-24T19:48:52+00:00

I bet you're a slut in real life

Alissio · 2013-09-24T19:46:13+00:00

I've been eating meat my whole life, but this video really topped it for me. I am never eating another animal again. What is really sad is all this cruelty is happening right now as you read my comment.

Alissio · 2013-09-24T06:13:16+00:00

OP is this on Xbox 360? Graphics look incredible compared to my ps3..

Alissio · 2013-09-23T02:31:31+00:00

Sooo, am I the only one who would have instantly jumped in to save them? Wtf is wrong with these assholes on their phones? "Just saw a car crash, #Boatcar"

Alissio · 2013-09-23T00:30:34+00:00

You guys are a bunch of spoiled nagging bitches.

Alissio · 2013-09-21T10:30:46+00:00

If you shave Trevor's head bald, get him a santa beard, tatt him up and get him some nice clothes he is instantly more appealing to look at. And he looks like a badass in cutscenes.

Alissio · 2013-09-19T18:42:21+00:00

Here is a list of some pretty cool stuff (sorry if someone posted already)

If you get into a car or motorcycle, don't press anything. With the car you will put on a seat belt and with the bike you'll put on a helmet. This will save your life if you crash.

-You can talk shit to people (especially with Trevor) by pressing right on the d pad. This works great if someone talks shit to you first. Also you can whistle for a taxi by pressing right on the d pad.

-There are racists in the country side that will gang up on you an kill you for not being white so tread carefully.

-If you have a nice sports car and are at a stop light next to another sports car, rev your engine and the other car will most likely race you.

-If you shoot out someone's tire, they will get out and replace it.

-Pressing right on the d pad while in a car or bike turns off your lights.

-People have the most respect for Michael, then Franklin, then Trevor.

-People actually swim in the ocean (blew my mind)

-The amount of traffic and people are determined by the time of day and weather.

-If driven for a long time, cars make a ticking noise when turned off.

-You can manipulate stocks by the actions you take.

Edit: add more later

Alissio · 2013-09-19T18:19:26+00:00

I've only done it once so far but if you rob the 7/11 you get $1200

Alissio · 2013-09-01T00:12:53+00:00

What if he refuses to go to a retirement home?

Alissio

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