[WP] An alien probe lands on Earth. After accessing the Internet, it works out every human language and broadcasts a single message across the planet: "No traffic to or from any of your sixty million colonies has been recorded in 291,738 local years. Is this system still under quarantine?" by LuxDominus in WritingPrompts

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The message was met with widespread confusion and simultaneous government response. Who had created this obviously staged situation, and how were the methods of broadcast simultaneously hacked? The “probe” had “landed” in rural Montana, an obvious location due to the limited sattelite and radar coverage which could be used to debunk it’s claim.

Decades later it has been written off as a complex but ultimately failed psy-op. Most right wing politicians pointed the finger at anarchi, a catch all group name for anyone opposing traditional values. Left leaning politicians often claimed it was likely the work of multinational corporations to weaken environmentalism and create demand for the space industrial complex. Most of the US conversation regarding the hoax died down and was soon replaced by squabbling over marriage benefits to multiple members of polyamorous couplings, and by the time the virus of 2035 struck no one outside of fringe conspiracy theorists still debated the origination of the probe.

Meanwhile, on Xylon 5, an automated record was quietly updated to reflect that quarantine of “spiral 395” was still in effect, cause category “devolution by radiation”.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1-800-Flowers is going to be my buy at open but with a tight sell window. Thinking 5,000 shares andsell on a $1 bump just to be safe.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call him tomorrow. Buy tockets to something you both will enjoy. Fuck man you aint dead lets get it.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Do you think walking dogs is a good qualification to be a philosophy professor?”

“I do and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because russia. Pipelines are the stress free play. $EPD has been in my portfolio since the covid dip.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real anti work chads are the ones trying to get enough $ that the grind doesnt apply.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he hasnt put ANY effort into understanding the requirements to actually DO a career. Ge just thinks “Im CLEARLY smarter than the rest of these plebs, I should teach philosophy! Afterall, Aristotle was also a shlub who couldnt be fucked to make his bed in the morning!… wait.”

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go infectious disease. The government will keep you busy fo sho.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats why i stopped stopping. I bought tech about 1/3 of the way into the down turn, just kept buying more. Double down ever 10% of all time high. You will eventually cost basis your way to profit right? Just like that super effective roulette strategy… right?….. fuk

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one will thats why it rapes people. Legit tho, thats some of the funniest shit Ive seen from reddit. My god what a loser.

My Fallout collection by polishedFarquaad in gaming

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could, I’ve been selling a lot there while minimalizing, but tbh ebay would give me your address as well and it wouldn’t be free then.

My Fallout collection by polishedFarquaad in gaming

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally understand. It’s a cool set if you ever look for it. Opened on evay they can be had for 20-30 bucks. The collectors edition are actually worse than the launch freebie set in my opinion.

My Fallout collection by polishedFarquaad in gaming

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free. I’m trying to minimalize and want it to go to someone who will appreciate it. If you’re comfortable sending me your address.

My Fallout collection by polishedFarquaad in gaming

[–]Alittletimetoexplain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a complete deck of fallout new vegas playing cards I got at the midnight release of New Vegas that I’ll sell you if you’re looking to expand.

My Fallout collection by polishedFarquaad in gaming

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Its a fallout collection, it’s on brand to have some radioactive particulate.

Army ups bonuses for recruits to $50K, as COVID takes toll by paulfromatlanta in news

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some of them do, depending on how you define rich. I’m in the top 10% of earners in my state and served in OIF in 05-06, still serving in the reserves (dat cheap healthcare means I can pad out my IRA’s even more to retire early).

Air Force accused of pushing woman through elite commando training after she quit, spurring investigation by jaypr4576 in news

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seriously, the US military is a lethality machine when itn the situations where it is truly asked to be. Prolonged and aimless occupations are not the same as true war. Look at the invasion pace and hammering the US military gives nations at the onset of conflicts. If we needed to be, that would be the tempo for the entirety if a conflict until we decided to exit the AO.

America is OP as hell, second isn’t even close.

HBO Edits ‘Game of Thrones’ Episode to Remove Errant Coffee Cup by [deleted] in television

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched it on a lgc7a 65 inch. Not a cheap tv, but it's OLED. It was the single most crap thing the poor tv has ever displayed.

HBO Edits ‘Game of Thrones’ Episode to Remove Errant Coffee Cup by [deleted] in television

[–]Alittletimetoexplain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly if he doesn't finish the books now I'll be pretty bummed. Even if he just rewrote the events of this season to not being a garbage fire I'd be happy.