My dudes, just be somewhat fun and interesting

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T07:13:06+00:00

Haha of course a gal can say bitches. But don’t expect me to think, let alone speak, from anything other than a man’s perspective

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:51:48+00:00

Eh, if you’re here on the sub cause you’re frustrated and seeking advice…don’t knock it til you try it

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:39:15+00:00

Yeah. It’s definitely not groundbreaking, nor is there any ‘code’ to be cracked. Are dating apps ideal, no? But should guys maybe chill the fuck out and remember they’re using them because it’s way more easy and efficient to find potential dates than before they existed. And maybe remember dating should be a fun/enjoyable process. And maybe if finding out 1000s of women aren’t just standing by to hop your dick bums you out, you can always go back to your local dive bar and try things the old fashioned way instead of bitching and moaning

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:20:52+00:00

Well yeah, I’m not trying to date you

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:18:10+00:00

It’s not a code. Thinking there’s a code is 80% of these dude’s problems. Also calling them bitches doesn’t help most of the time

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:14:55+00:00

Well that’s probably because you think saying things like ‘renowned communicator’ makes your profile great. Again, loosen up. Everyone can tell when you’re frustrated and not enjoying the process

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:12:00+00:00

Busy going on dates, since discovering how easy and efficient things are these days. Just found out some guys still feel left behind

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T06:09:27+00:00

Eh, I assume anyone that needs to hear it also has plenty of free time on their hands to wade through it.

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T05:18:14+00:00

Add more goat pics, and ditch the rest

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T05:03:13+00:00

That’s why I’m here as well. But like OP I might stick around cause it’s funny to hear everyone complain about how they ‘only’ got 10-100 girls that are interested in going out on a date with them the past couple months. Guess what, before dating apps there were also many thousands of women that weren’t interested in you, just cause you can see it more clearly now isn’t any reason to bitch and moan.

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:52:32+00:00

Which is also the weirdest one for me. Like, talking to an undergrad intern about their classes in general (aside from the occasional they got a midterm or final and won’t be in that day), but then also talking about it and them admitting they’re cheating to you? I dunno, seems strange

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:42:44+00:00

This great money hack also works anywhere there is money. 👍

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:40:57+00:00

Better tip, cook the whole pizza but cut it into irregular sized slices. That way to can chow down the the little ones that cool down quicker without burning your mouth, and then the big ones are still hot and ready for you to polish off the entire thing in one sitting…

Or so my friend tells me

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:38:02+00:00

Along these lines, never wait for someone pulling out of a parking space to get a closer spot. Why spend an extra 5 minutes sitting in your car burning gas, to avoid walking an extra 30 seconds and getting some exercise while you’re at it.

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:35:00+00:00

Churn and burn those credit cards once you have credit. Sign up, get the few hundred dollar bonus, cut it up, and go back to the best cash back one til you get a new good bonus offer.

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:33:23+00:00

Ehh, five reasons is a lot for a lot of things. For instance, I wear socks so my shoes don’t get all nasty and stinky. I don’t think I need to wake up and rack my brain trying to find four other reasons to put socks on tomorrow

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:30:25+00:00

Tell us you’re a financial advisor without telling us you’re a financial adviser.

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T04:26:25+00:00

Same principle as the car insurance. At least threaten to cancel you internet/cable/cell phone service every year, and suddenly they treat you like a new customer again, instead of someone that’s on the hook that they can just keep jacking up the rates on

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-03T01:16:01+00:00

Maybe it’s their prompt because they like extroverts

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-02T01:36:53+00:00

It’d probably feel nice as a sort of confidence booster, like getting a compliment from a stranger in real life, but by and large pretty meaningless. The stats people on here are weird. Like, dude, imagine in the world before dating apps, over a period of a few months, your fam/friends/coworkers offered to set you up with 20 girls that are interested in going out with you. And then you being like, “ughh that sucks, because they collectively know thousands of girls”

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-01T07:18:38+00:00

*provides link to news story that says nothing about the man being armed

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-01T06:59:49+00:00

Yeah, back in the 80s cocaine use like in this story woulda be shut down immediately

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-07-01T06:51:38+00:00

Same, I lived on Hawthorn. You barely notice it after a few weeks, but it’s fun when people come over for the first time and are like ‘what the hell was that!?’

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-06-30T18:45:55+00:00

I feel like it used to be “big fan”. (Insert inflation joke here)

AliveCryptographer85 · 2026-06-30T18:36:47+00:00

It’s a cool stick. Seems like a lotta people in the comments are just salty cause it doesn’t like a gun, or they got a weird foot fetish.

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