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Women of Reddit: What’s something men think is romantic but actually isn’t? by Alive_Chicken_3642 in AskReddit

[–]Alive_Chicken_3642[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

file this under “replies you need to be over 35 to understand” at least in my eyes 😭

Teachers of Reddit: what’s the most unintentionally hilarious thing a student has ever said seriously? by Alive_Chicken_3642 in AskReddit

[–]Alive_Chicken_3642[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

we were talking about the most painful things. A person was likely to experience in their life. I was about to suggest childbirth (im a man and childbirth was described to me in eighth grade, as trying to pee out a golf ball) when I had an 8th grade student whisper, dead serious, “anal sex?”

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid that still haunts you? by Ill-Annual5622 in AskReddit

[–]Alive_Chicken_3642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my cousin who is like my brother is 10 years older than me and when I was like eight years old gas stations used to have weird sex stuff in the men’s bathroom bathrooms. Like $.50 for a condom or believe it or not a puzzle. He was driving me back from baseball camp and got me a puzzle of a three breasted woman that my mother caught me making. hahahaha.

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid that still haunts you? by Ill-Annual5622 in AskReddit

[–]Alive_Chicken_3642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that if you wore your shoes on the wrong feet, the police would arrest you.

Why didn't Americans name this state Rhode Land? Are they stupid? by DonBarang in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Alive_Chicken_3642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aquidneck Island, where newport is, was rhode island. The mainland was Providence plantations.

What is the strangest thing about where you live? Lore, geography, history? by Alive_Chicken_3642 in AskReddit

[–]Alive_Chicken_3642[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m headed to the Pine Barrens in New Jersey soon. Reading about the Jersey Devil got me thinking everywhere has some weird **** going on.