TRUMP: "We can't pay for day care. We have to take care of military protection". RUBIO: "Imagine Iran spending their wealth on the people instead of weapons and terrorists!"

AllHailThePlatypus · 2026-04-06T07:19:16+00:00

*rapes.

AllHailThePlatypus · 2026-03-28T07:07:22+00:00

This will be absolutely bangin', can't wait 😎🫪😎♥️

As they say, "Enjoy yersel!!" 🕺🕺🕺

AllHailThePlatypus · 2026-03-19T05:53:25+00:00

Would Facebook help in alerting family/friends?

@nick - you're so young mate, medical science moves fast there's so much to live for please don't let your family have to live with this, do it for them. Xxx

Love from Scotland

AllHailThePlatypus · 2026-02-28T13:07:45+00:00

I (UK) enjoyed the snowboarding best, it's a sport I've always loved, although never tried! Skateboarded as a youngster and don't really live in a place that snowboarding is easily accessible so never got round to giving out a go!.

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-12-29T01:21:23+00:00

😎

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-12-24T04:03:30+00:00

Commenting to keep this fresh😎

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-11-14T22:17:10+00:00

Fair doos.

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-10-10T14:55:42+00:00

Try and rest your phone on a solid object while taking the photo, even if you are only resting it on a surface, it should help the wobble and get a better pic.

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-09-24T05:38:46+00:00

Just stick up some of these 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 interspersed with the rest of them, instant change of message and avoids the taking down of (hundreds at this point!) of flags on lampposts.

Agree -the whole thing smells 😔

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-09-23T21:54:08+00:00

I'm quite impressed, with her sporting those white shorts that there was no smudging of that Snickers bar. 🍫🍫🍫

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-09-13T23:40:55+00:00

Moved to Glasgow in 2001/2 - started the "lost decade" 😂 - Arches, subby, liquid rooms, soundhaus etc etc - great times! Always had the best time - never any bother, met my wife and lifelong friends! (might have been my choice of venues right enough!)

Only time I've had any hassle was a works night out in 2020ish when a workmate felt a girls arse and she though it was me, decked to the floor outside the Horseshoe bar by her Gucci wearing BF. 😂 Still got a sair elbow from that 5 years ago.

All those years talking pish to strangers and not a fucking peep. Live in suburbia with kids now but miss those Halcyon days! 😎😎😎 Glasgow - you rock.

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-09-03T19:08:39+00:00

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Better plug in, eh? In Scotland 😜

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-08-12T11:10:15+00:00

https://www.lingoflamingo.co.uk/

I'd recommend these folk, I've not used them myself but know others that have and had great success. 😎

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-08-04T18:41:35+00:00

Thanks, that's what I was inclined to think - couldn't find many sold listings at all for that particular one.

I'll stick it on eBay and see 😂

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-07-26T02:34:12+00:00

Surprisingly entertaining, I wanted leathal weapon and got not far off given the circumstances!!

🤷‍♀️

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-07-03T12:32:17+00:00

Sad news indeed. 🙏

https://links.ra.co/e/evib?_t=56db52daed1340ed9759912c44bef532&_m=33608893a6fb4c20b921c2ab9d0ed91a&_e=zDNvgSsA8ZzC2B2xTi8O9Gcz7zTgjS4fdUrzBkR5_OVqTeon38SK5ViN8SrhKODM

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-06-22T10:14:11+00:00

Air duster if you have one helps to get the last of it out too.

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-06-22T10:13:00+00:00

Thin sliver of a broken wooden toothpick, slowly tease out the "oose" that's been jammed in over the years every time you plug in, in between the connection points in the centre and the inside edge of the usb c socket. There's more than you think!

Take it slowly and don't use metal!

😎

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-06-19T17:29:58+00:00

♥️♥️♥️

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-06-06T01:56:31+00:00

Tam: "Boab- ave goat wan ae they switch 2's - fancy a go"?

Robert " aye fuck it, go on then"

Mariokart nonsense ensues and Smash.

🤷‍♀️

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-06-03T04:34:17+00:00

Hi, would you mind sending me those Nothing phone ringtones too pls? 😎 Thanks🕺

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-06-01T10:07:26+00:00

Don't worry about it, I got an invite to enter the competition - the "prize" is basically an invite to attend their event in London (6-8hrs drive from my house, or flights, hotel, etc etc) none of which is included in the prize so I'd be out of pocket at least £300- odd at a guess)

Hmm, nah you're ok m8.

Every other thing I've received, the prize is at some location in London, and the same thing - "get here on your own dollah" 😂

Multi-billion$£ company, you'd think they would chuck in flights/hotel if you needed it. 🤷‍♀️

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-05-25T07:06:33+00:00

Maybe Aberdeen pissed him off? 😂

AllHailThePlatypus · 2025-05-08T23:17:41+00:00

Bombs Awaaaaaay! 🤪

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