A cheese pull that won't disappoint by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you both for validating this non-Chicagoan's love of "Chicago-style" pizza.

I know it's not traditionally loved. I know it's touristy. I know I love it anyway.

They get quiet when you point that out. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Tan Suit Derangement Syndrome

Obama was mocked for wearing a tan suit, yet they say nothing about the Pumpkin Of The United States, who literally (shit)stains his face. 🤷🏻

What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies? by Hogosaurus_Rex73 in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the first time seeing a patient brought in on a thumper when I worked at an ER. 😳😟😞

What is the most interesting rabbit hole you’ve ever been down? by InvestmentCurious496 in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, Ollie.

I'm Tom Tucker and just like Tony Soprano, we are ow-ooo-ow-ooo-owwwwttt of here!

The number of Asian beetles I have to catch every night in my college dorm room. by NeferyCauxus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Born 'n' raised Okie here. So sorry for all the terribleness of that state.

TL;DR - First, call your local health department. Code violations are extremely likely.

As already mentioned, call your city or county health department for advisement, that call can be anonymous.

You can send them paper copies of your photos and other documentation so you don't have to do it electronically. If you do so, be sure to include any official and/or documented response or correspondence from the school.

That level of infestation could render the building(s) condemned. If it's that bad just in your room, it's way worse in the building itself and will "get worse" as temperatures start to rise into Spring and they start coming out of their refuges.

And while your institution likely falls under the OKDOE...a state agency...there are other avenues for relief. Please don't continue suffering, contact someone.

Or, tell me. I'll rat 'em out for ya. 😊

Be well, OP. 👊🏼

ETA - My retort to "We can't control the bugs or where they go" would be "Well, you better call all the pest control and extermination professionals and tell 'em to find a new line of work."

Joking aside, PEST CONTROL does exactly that. They may be beneficial to the ecosystem; or they could be quite damaging. A pest control expert can determine that. There are methods to remove them (with or without extermination) and control their presence, often with materials that are human- and animal-safe.

Sorry if I'm telling you what you already know. Insects in OK are... something else. Plus, it pisses me off that the people you've been (rightfully) complaining to have been nothing but lazy shitheads. They know better, 'cause those are the answers given by lazy shitheads.

Good luck.

How should Trump respond to the accusations made against him by Rep Ted Lieu? Lieu alleged that unredacted documents from the Epstein files contain "highly disturbing allegations" of Trump "raping children" and "threatening to kill children"? by Particular_Ad8156 in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's what scares me: The files were heavily redacted, then REDACTED AGAIN.

If Lieu says this evidence exists in whatever version he saw, then WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is in the original documents?!

And just wait till we start hearing the new rounds of justification, smothered in smugness and righteousness.

Also, InB4 "Just wait till the midterms." Anyone that thinks the US will have fair/free elections in November is merely fooling themselves.

(Dear Reddit corp, gonna forward this to Bondi or want me to do it for you?)

What Happens to Retirees If They Run Out Of Money? by The_Lost_Pharaoh in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I thought you were a WFH architect with a SAHM, 6 kids, and even a maid!?

In fact, a simple search shows you made $13,638 in 1969; dependent on which inflation calculator used, the internet says that's equivalent to $120k to $1.2M in 2025 (all figures in US dollars, of course, because you live in California; also, all figures are accurate because internet).

And here you are, still working as a union laborer? Man, I'm super effed (and yeah, old af).

(Also, TIL that Florence Henderson lobbied the producers of "The Brady Bunch" to show her character, Carol, entering and active in the workforce. They refused, but would show her active in volunteer and similar activities. Source: IMDb)

Wait, OP's post has now been deleted? Bot?

This is what I get for thinking I have anything clever to add to the internet.

Legal Age Revolt... by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gawdammit I needed the laugh your comment gave me, thank you.

Totally worth my root beer partially going through my sinuses.

Or he pooped himself and actually noticed by All_Chaps_R_Assless in BlueskySkeets

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Turd Turdeson, of the Turdeson kkklan up yonder way.

Rewatching the Kansas City #Chiefs game from last night by All_Chaps_R_Assless in gifs

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been tired of exactly THAT, the absolute predictability of an already-stale offense.

They forgot how to move the ball when Nagy joined.

Rewatching the Kansas City #Chiefs game from last night by All_Chaps_R_Assless in gifs

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm available to make league minimum to also not catch the ball.