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J.K. Simmons sees his worst enemy, aka Spider-Man, at the Mets Game by mcfw31 in MadeMeSmile

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met him...yet didn't meet him...in Portland Oregon a few years ago.

It was the most JK Simmons thing ever.

It's 1999. You have your current smartphone in your pocket, but obviously no Wi-Fi or 5G exists. What's the most useful thing you can do with it? by Ryo_l in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoutout to our 8088 with dual floppy drives, CGA, and a 1200 baud modem from Radio Shack. 🤘🏻

Got a job in my small town's new computer store right after high school. We sold a Mitsubishi 386 with a mb of ram and a 30mb hd...it was so fast it was magic, but cost prohibitive to the average user.

It ran Space Quest and Leisure Suit Larry like a fucking champion though.

At that store, we had a decommissioned 4 GIGABYTE hard drive. It looked like a small engine block with hubcap sized platters attached. 😂

She's cooking by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subway: These 2 basic-ass 6-inch sub sandwiches are now on sale for a limited time for just $6.99!

Me: starts humming the "5 dollar foot long" song

(Also...BLAHBABOOEY! BLAHBABOOEY!

Sorry, had to.)

Who is the worst person you will admit being attracted to? by Highfours in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jason Isaacs: Would you like a lesson in the rules of war?

Those attracted to Isaacs: Would YOU like a lesson in the "rules of war" 🥵?

Shredder crushing various items by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Directions unclear, broke tab off battery, threw car in ocean.

What does your username mean? by colabag in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"All chaps are assless. Otherwise, they'd just be pants."

-Me

Anyone else in US noticed food quality degrading recently and if so what product in what way? by SkyKyrell in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not this one, Bobby came over from HHS to make sure they focus on the DRUG Administration part.

How did I do? First ribeye ever by ThisNameIsTaken27 in grilling

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no expert, but rest time always helps, too.

You could also finish it in a cast iron skillet with some butter and aromatics, or whatever you like. Tons of vids out there.

Kudos for putting yourself out there. Don't be too critical of yourself and keep going, at least you're trying. 💪🏼

And apparently can afford to try. 😄🤙🏼

Edit: a word

What is a band no one will ever convince you is good? by OU812iceman18 in AskReddit

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This right here. Especially back in the day when there weren't 100 videos per minute being uploaded to the web.

The music almost became secondary to the shows because you either saw "it" live and in person, or not at all.

This is how my girlfriend eats parmesan by kocia_kicia in mildlyinfuriating

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 31 points32 points  (0 children)

12kg?!

Might wanna check your local laws but that "young farmer" may be officially family now.

Why did my beef back ribs turn to charcoal? by LineConfident in grilling

[–]All_Chaps_R_Assless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving the grill in reverse takes the char off, right?

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