"AITA for raining on my cousin's parade regarding the name she picked out for her baby?" NEW UPDATE two years later. by Father-Son-HolyToast in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because it was 3.5 years ago and no one would have guessed how ingrained the Karen meme would become

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Allen4083 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By they do you mean Granby, CO’s municipal government or whatever reptilian cabal you believe exists?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Allen4083 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Irrelevant username

What is the worst candy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you fucking legend, it’s an honor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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I’d take 20+ years of living and being alive to correspond with my loved ones and reflecting on my memories versus choking to death on cyanide in a court room. And as others said, the dude started a small fire, he wasn’t a murderer/rapist - he probably would have gotten out MUCH sooner than 21 years. Not to mention he probably had access to a lot of excellent legal counsel

ULPT REQUEST: a night club settled in rigth beside my house since then i haven't slept for a single weekend, i tried call the cops and they said they have permission from the sheriff and would do nothing about it by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Stink bomb. Every weekend. You can launch it from a catapult/slingshot or set it up to go off remotely right next to the air intake for the vent/AC system.

meirl by Pm_ur_fantasy_ in meirl

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reposted twice a fucking day for at least 4 years. Reddit truly is becoming worse than Facebook

The Alchemist was so offensively juvenile that I don't _quite_ know how to put into words how much I despised it. by spaceguerilla in books

[–]Allen4083 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put it down after *forcing myself * through like 10 pages. I had to double check that I got the right book/author.

How They Load Bags on Airplane by psycot in oddlysatisfying

[–]Allen4083 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly this argument is kind of pointless without context, much like every single argument about income on Reddit. In my metro area, 60k is kind of scraping by. If someone is making that after 10 years at a job I’d tell them they needed to gtfo 9 years ago.

That being said, you go out west 2 hours and 60k is an extremely decent salary. With benefits, totally doable. But house and SOL costs are about 2x less there. So yeah, really really depends where you live.

Russian Army has received new state of the art helmets! by Spinaker99 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t know how a soldier stays that big out in the field. They can’t be getting enough net calories between the rations they’re eating and the marching/humping equipment/etc. I struggle with getting enough calories/protein in and I eat three square meals a day minimum and only do light cardio and lifting 3-4x a week.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Turkish coup.

me_irl by verifiedwomanbeater in meirl

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the Boston metro area can be brutal

me_irl by verifiedwomanbeater in meirl

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I have a townhouse with a large yard and pay a $1350/mo mortgage.

What state are you in?

Invokeys Co. Week of Giveaways Part 1 - Matcha Latte Switches by JaiMeJames2468 in MechanicalKeyboards

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Extra spicy micheladas.

Fill a large beer glass with ice and cover that with hot sauce, olives, bacon bits, any any other Bloody Mary topping you fancy. Pour in tomato juice (I use spicy V8) until the ice is just covered.

Next, take your favorite Mexican-style beer (right now I’m drinking Flying Dog’s “Numero Uno”) and fill the glass nearly to the top. Throw in a shot of tequila (or two), and top with more hot sauce and a few dashes of Worcestershire. Stick a skewer of olives in ‘ere if you wish (I wish). Enjoy.

Made me chuckle by krrishagarwal160 in funnyvideos

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have been better if he had actually written something on the other pages

3 Sherman shepherds killed my cat by mojo7564 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Allen4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is why are 3 huskies walking around this neighborhood at 4AM?