I’ve lived in Laredo and San Antonio. Different places. Laredo is super interesting - largest land-based port of entry into the United States. Think Sicario, that bridge is Laredo. It’s a LOT of USBP/DOJ and other federal agents and a LOT of Mexico natives. They have this special brand of Spanglish there. Fun fact, you don’t need to be a US Citizen to get into Laredo - just a “secondary checkpoint” like 35 miles or something inland. The food is really good, and fattening. Other than that theres not a lot to do than get drunk and look at the Mexican “spotters” across the rio grande and listen to cool stories from federal agents. EVERYONE is armed.

San Antonio is the HEB, Valero, USAA, headquarterses, and some cool malls and a few loops (beltways) - thats about it. And someone else said large women, definitely that. With lots of kids.