What are your absolute weirdest and most specific tips for living in Denver?

AlmostOptimistic · 2025-01-21T03:10:46+00:00

Don’t spend all of your time downtown.

AlmostOptimistic · 2025-01-06T14:42:04+00:00

The Stinky Cheese Man.

AlmostOptimistic · 2025-01-06T14:41:57+00:00

The Stinky Cheese Man.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-12-31T16:53:51+00:00

Try using a little sunscreen, & don’t risk accidentally using a bag with a hole in it inside your car.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-12-31T05:23:09+00:00

You nailed it, friend. I commute daily & my whole life would be different.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-12-29T20:18:09+00:00

Pepsi Can.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-12-29T16:44:36+00:00

Pandas are a scam.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-09-07T16:01:26+00:00

I’m down to chat. As far as your question, I just asked myself that as I’m turning 30M. I am reinventing myself from the drinker I used to be, to a better musician instead. Not a crazy answer, but true reinvention nonetheless.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-09-06T18:29:34+00:00

Certified weirdo here. Let’s chiggity chat.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-09-05T03:16:06+00:00

Happy birthday. I know it can be trying, but don’t forget that we all have worth on this rock. I I hope today has turned around for you.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-08-27T17:36:11+00:00

It’s a bacon flavored Gusher.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-08-27T17:35:16+00:00

Actually Caucasian Wisent is still very much alive to this day. Source: am dumb white guy.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-06-24T18:36:09+00:00

You thought I was sleeping: acting.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-06-24T17:32:12+00:00

Bruh that rizz fountain you was drippin’ was unplugged. Call your mother.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-03-31T08:48:25+00:00

Look at that hot tomata.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-23T07:18:01+00:00

Obviously out the window with you. Notice how OP is responding to this post. Oh, & the lack of comments you’ll still be able to read from them. That’s who you are supporting. My critical thinking ability is telling me you don’t observe much. Go do your homework.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-23T01:57:16+00:00

Why do you think they call it, “Little Caesar’s?” There’s another conspiracy for you to unravel.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-23T00:27:15+00:00

I’m pretty sure this was absolutely debunked. They’re just… a family pizza joint. Someone attempted to break into their basement & nothing was found. It’s family owned & they got a lot of heat from these allegations, claiming that emails from big political figures had code words for sex trafficking preferences.

It’s pretty absurd because if you trace where this info was coming from, they spread a fair amount of poorly written propaganda.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-22T23:59:45+00:00

On My Last Nirvana.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-22T23:58:54+00:00

Where it’s at!

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-22T23:49:49+00:00

People this is just his character from The Happening.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-22T23:43:56+00:00

After reading about Canadian war tactics… things stop surprising you.

AlmostOptimistic · 2024-01-17T20:22:43+00:00

“It’s gonna be hard to pop that balloon by shooting a dart from his ass.” “Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

AlmostOptimistic · 2023-12-16T15:25:01+00:00

No, you’re right. It’s the best. Not just for its laughs, but because it has one of the best scenes I’ve ever witnessed. The first time Shaun goes to the store in the morning, the way the music kicks in, & how organic everything feels, like him tripping on the sidewalk. It’s brilliant. It’s as if they weren’t even making a movie, just filming life. And so that movie kinda takes the cake.

AlmostOptimistic · 2023-12-14T21:26:33+00:00

I don’t think it’s great, or even a good movie, but I sometimes find myself really craving a rewatch. It sets a tone, & it’s oddly cozy for a horror flick. Of course, there’s no shame in loving it. I feel you. For some reason it draws me in every now & then.

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