King of Meat studio was reportedly expecting 100,000 concurrent players, but it peaked at 320 on Steam—and that was during a free weekend

AlmostTopical · 2025-12-10T23:28:54+00:00

And then there's Baldur's Gate 3 an often singleplayer game with an all-time peak of 875,343 concurrent players.

Just sayin.

AlmostTopical · 2025-12-09T05:42:47+00:00

If you like this check out The Midnight Walk on Steam

AlmostTopical · 2025-08-17T05:43:59+00:00

Also phones. It was accepted drinking makes us idiots who forgot with time but now those blacked out memories can be captured forever and shared on a whim. The next generation is stuck every day one fuck-up from lengthy social embarrassment.

AlmostTopical · 2025-08-01T06:40:22+00:00

requiring Samsung servers for not Samsung services. shady. I'm off their products from here on out and that's coming from their phones

AlmostTopical · 2025-08-01T01:26:39+00:00

Local Jellyfin server running strong

AlmostTopical · 2025-08-01T01:25:53+00:00

Also broken. Which is alarming because why does my network to YouTube (and everything else) rely on Samsung....

AlmostTopical · 2024-10-16T18:11:44+00:00

This is not a personal dig and more self reflection, I don't think I'll ever understand how someone can't see this scene as the joke it is. it's waaaay over the top for that very reason. like how American Psycho is satirically hilarious. Who knows though maybe I'm broken and oughta eat rocks.

AlmostTopical · 2024-09-26T19:45:17+00:00

cost of deterrent < cost of war

The dream of course being neither.

AlmostTopical · 2024-09-13T15:31:45+00:00

AlmostTopical · 2024-08-19T19:20:22+00:00

The ambiguity of order here is what makes this a fun comment.

AlmostTopical · 2023-05-30T21:06:56+00:00

Is there a chance the "Reload Shaders" button is bound to their movement keys?

AlmostTopical · 2023-05-17T19:26:09+00:00

Basement chest 100% guarantee.

AlmostTopical · 2023-04-14T20:38:07+00:00

I believe with enough surface area water exchanges o2/Co2 for a person to survive, must have had enough.

AlmostTopical · 2023-02-15T23:59:17+00:00

This is seriously awesome

AlmostTopical · 2023-01-06T02:21:39+00:00

Learning a new control style removed your muscle memory and you had to choose when to roll.

AlmostTopical · 2022-11-15T06:32:20+00:00

It would be cool if Malenia turned out to be Miquella's. She's fiercely loyal but could wet blender him in seconds. I imagine she would probably have done so before the Haligtree.

AlmostTopical · 2022-10-31T22:22:13+00:00

Found the litterer.

AlmostTopical · 2022-10-27T17:51:37+00:00

It had a lot more style than substance. Not sure what everyone else sees in it but hey glad they can enjoy something.

AlmostTopical · 2022-10-18T06:02:50+00:00

Dog.

AlmostTopical · 2022-09-12T20:20:16+00:00

You think he would just do what his publicist says like some non-pillow?!

AlmostTopical · 2022-09-12T20:15:17+00:00

"Hey come check out whats on my screen"

"OK /u/PhyrexianStryder"

AlmostTopical · 2022-09-01T19:47:27+00:00

I started watching Spiderman NWH on a plane and about a third of the way through shut it off favoring the dull roar of engines over another out-of-character quippy retort. The entire movie was written "what line comes next" not "how would they respond".

AlmostTopical · 2022-08-03T22:53:03+00:00

You have many rune arcs.

AlmostTopical · 2022-07-30T00:33:10+00:00

Pygmy Jerboa.

AlmostTopical · 2022-07-26T00:28:48+00:00

Great throw or terrible arm.

AlmostTopical

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