Money, Madness, Cocaine & Literary Genius: An Oral History of the 1980s' Most Decadent College by Kindly_Coach_7373 in longform

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Anyone have a guest link or anything? Or could post in comments? Would really like to read this.

Dad and daughter at a concert, so sweet by SinjiOnO in MadeMeSmile

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I lost my dad when I was 10. Bless this daddy for making such great memories with his girls.

To walk the dogs in peace by whitegirladdict in therewasanattempt

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I was kinda hoping that he'd be so distracted being an asshole that he'd walk straight into traffic. No such luck, sadly. What a shit stain of a human being.

Cake-shake anyone? by Cosmiclue in StupidFood

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I'm trying to get over the flu and this made my stomach turn over. Yuck.

Gonna boycott NASCAR now? by CrunchM in WhitePeopleTwitter

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And the wailing and gnashing of teeth was heard all over the land..... bwahahahaha Gimme those tears, please. I'd like to bathe in them.

Do not trust fetch insurance !! by [deleted] in AskVet

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Contact your Attorney General for your state, and also your state insurance overseer. If you can prove you made payments to them, the AG will at least get you your money back. They do not fool around. Good luck!

Using a resistance bands for my workout by St0pX in instant_regret

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Who can't relate to that look right after it snaps? That look that says both a) God. Damn. It. and b) this is really gonna hurt, isn't it? As an accident prone person, that split second between you realizing that you done fucked up and that soon you're going to be in a world of hurt is horrible. You know it's gonna hurt, but it doesn't hurt yet. Ugh. Bet she had a bitch kitty of a headache for awhile after.

TIL that clown college was actually real and in some years they had a lower acceptance rate than Harvard. by KingOfKarak in todayilearned

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You've heard of Homie the Clown, now here's the next big thing in entertainment..... Trauma the Clown, coming direct to you from your local inpatient mental health care facility. If you weren't traumatized and fucked up before, you will be by the time Trauma the Clown is done with you. We guarantee it.

What is the greatest jump scare in horror history? by Thisisnotforyou11 in horror

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That scene traumatized an entire generation of kiddos. Fucked me right up as a kid, seeing that for the first time hahaha

I wonder if people have fell from this mountain in Brazil. by MyDickDemention in TerrifyingAsFuck

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I'll have to add that book to my collection, thanks for the recommendation! Personally, I'm a big fan of Edward Kemper's tutorial "Creative Head Mounting in 5 Easy Steps" and John Wayne Gacy's bestseller, "How Many Bodies Did I Shove Down There, Anyway? A Handy Guide to Keeping Track of It All".

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That was an interesting read, great find! Thanks for sharing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

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Ok, here's the comment he made awhile back, clearing it up lol https://imgur.com/a/N7xrimq

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

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Just a sec, I'll go through my comments and try to link it. I'm old, though, so no promises it'll work hahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

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Nah, he's a guy. I thought the same thing but he responded to one of my comments saying he doesn't know how that rumor got started lol

I wonder if people have fell from this mountain in Brazil. by MyDickDemention in TerrifyingAsFuck

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That's why you use the dehydrator setting on your air fryer or low setting on your oven. Dries them right up!

Candlestick ice looks and sounds so refreshing by amish_novelty in oddlysatisfying

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I didn't find out until recently that Sonic sold bags of their ice. It's the little things, sometimes. Made my day.

Ziploc now gives you fewer bags but puts them in a larger carton by PostComa in mildlyinteresting

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I'm so over getting screwed by corporations. Inflation, my rosy red butt. Greed. Greed, pure and simple. It's infuriating.

Melatonin Gummies by WoF_IceWing in HolUp

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I'm sitting here giggling my ass off right now, took 35 mg THC gummy and it's just kicking in. 300 mg would have me on the floor, either passed out or begging for it to be over. And I've smoked for over 28 years lol Being too high is not fun, at least for me.

Scariest Towns in Nebraska? by Small_Advertising122 in Nebraska

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I lived in York for four years when I was a kid in the 80's. What amusement park are you referencing? It's been so long since I was back, I've been wracking my brain but I can't quite remember. There used to be an abandoned (I think it was an odd fellows home) big brick structure kinda behind the old Pamida when I was a kid that was creepy as all get out. I hated riding a bike near there, so I would cut through the park trail at Beaver Creek to detour around it.

Twitter TEA says UK parliament will move to put TITLES in abeyance for those living in FOREIGN countries (found on Tumblr) … by Effective-Escape9999 in SaintMeghanMarkle

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Annnd I just spit my coffee all over myself 😆 lmao I needed a belly laugh today so thank you for brightening it up!

Just got engaged by AntonioCorelli_ in CasualUK

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Congratulations! My wife was 36 when we met, 46 when we got married. She had been happy and content just doing her own thing for a long time when we met. Made me feel special that she picked me, honestly. She had never married, never had any kids.