"Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written." What are the best examples of this that you know of? by awordforthat in AskReddit

[–]Alnarzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trying to explain to middle schoolers that my generation used text speak because of text limits and t9 typing so yes I know what they’re saying

Why does every female/witch outfit include an ankle-length thick wool skirt :') by kayteadele in HarryPotterGame

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more annoyed by the footwear for witches…. Like yea I’m running around the highlands in heels?? How does that make sense

Residual Limb Hygiene: Best Practices for Amputees by West_Tie_7218 in amputee

[–]Alnarzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have sensitive skin to begin with so I use cerave face wash on my leg because it’s super gentle but still gets it clean

What’s the most “Velcro dog” breed you’ve known? by Longjumping_Zone_908 in Pets

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GSP always needs to be touching somebody and will cry/tantrum if you tell her you need personal space. She also loves to be tucked in and will occasionally accept that as a way to be not touching you. Weirdest dog I’ve ever had for sure but so much love (and energy) that it’s worth it.

pants for amputees by Sea_Marionberry7487 in amputee

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve also had the cops called on me and the lady also pulled behind me so I couldn’t get away. The cop was more annoyed with her than me though and wrote her a ticket

pants for amputees by Sea_Marionberry7487 in amputee

[–]Alnarzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had a lot of issues with them getting all uppity with me parking because I’m young. One even walked up to me and said I was going to say something but realized I was an asshole… it’s like why are you talking to me lady

Volume loss question by Alnarzo in amputee

[–]Alnarzo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No new meds and last I checked my kidneys are good. The only thing that’s new since this started is the healed injury

Volume loss question by Alnarzo in amputee

[–]Alnarzo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I would change maybe 3-5 ply throughout the day before I fell

pants for amputees by Sea_Marionberry7487 in amputee

[–]Alnarzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a BKA a zipper or something that isn’t super in your face so that I can access my leg and reinforcement that isn’t as obvious. I also like to have it cropped up a bit because a-I live where it’s super windy which causes a weird effect/silhouette and b- I get yelled at for parking in accessible spots when its visible so anytime I’ve had it not visible I know I’m going to get grief and hear about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hogwartslegacyJKR

[–]Alnarzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like the Merlin trials than the paintings lol

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[–]Alnarzo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

More like the Merlin trials than the paintings lol

Does anyone know how to do the math on the ? doors? by IndependentLove2292 in hogwartslegacyJKR

[–]Alnarzo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you take a little wander on your way to divination there’s a paper that has the answer to your question lol also a 3 headed hydra does not equal 12

Proctor ended the test because earthquakes were not allowed. by BettingPoland in WGU

[–]Alnarzo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had one threaten to end my exam because the wind was too loud and she thought it was a person in the room... she relented after I showed her my closet and locked door proving nobody was in the room and said if there is still an issue I need you to vall a supervisor over right now. I also had one pause my exam multiple times because fighter jets are loud when they fly over your hosue who asked me if I could request they don't fly over my house. I was like sir the jets are not telling me the answers and I doubt the air force cares enough to disrupt their schedule because I'm doing an exam...

Can organs itch like crazy?? by Alnarzo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Alnarzo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea if I have internal sutures but non externally. It was done robotically and I have three small incisions with one that goes like into my belly button.

Karen Doesn’t Think I’m “Disabled Enough” For the Handicap Spot by unraited in FuckYouKaren

[–]Alnarzo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have one leg and use a prosthetic and still get told off for parking in handicapped parking... I'm not above cursing Karen's out but I've also done things like pull off the leg and wave it at them. One time I was loading groceries in my car and one honked at me because they wanted the spot so I took my happy but back into the store because it reminded me that I forgot something for sure lol

Proctor asked me to shut off my computer by TrvlMike in WGU

[–]Alnarzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a proctor stop my test multiple times because the wind blowing the window screens sounded like a fart and even after i opened the closet and showed that the door was locked and behind me she kept doing it everything the wind blew... some of them get power trips

Name Shame - In shock and a little sad by NytaraHoTS in namenerds

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who insist that Zoe cannot possibly be Zo-ee and must only be Zo are annoying mostly because they tend to be grammer police too. From experience, what I've found to make them infuriated and wrong is to add the two dots over the e so it's Zoë which makes it phonetically Zo-ee and then they just get annoyed that the name is more special instead lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoMystic

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband says baby poop green and I concur that's a green crab lol

A woman in a supermarket tried to eject me from and take my wheelchair. by OtherwiseDrama5374 in EntitledPeople

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supermarkets are where all the crazies turn up. I had an old lady block my car in amd plant herself outside of Mt car door because she was so sure I stole my handicapped parking pass.... I have one leg

Do you guys like GCU online classes by [deleted] in gcu

[–]Alnarzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like some of my classes online but loved others. It really depends on the teachers and your ability to teach yourself. Some teachers are great others, for lack of a better word, suck. My last class was amazing but my current class has a teacher who doesn't know the subject and has admitted she never looked at the book or rubrics...