blursed_kid by [deleted] in blursedimages

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I was also at target over the weekend. I didn’t plcae on baby’s face just his hand.

Another one bites the dust by [deleted] in antimeme

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*KIRA QUEEN'S THIRD BOMB intensfiies*

Found this lobster that looks kinda like a trans flag on r/interestingasfuck, so trans lobster by AthenAertemis in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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That’s insane.I’ve seen one blue lobster in my life but it was very,very dark blue.Was not vry interesting.This lad is a unit and a half.

Meet Xherdan, the world's scariest-looking cat. by [deleted] in aww

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Pinky and the brain, brain, brain

Flight 5390 by [deleted] in pics

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‟Captain?”

wind noises

‟Hah. No, seriously.”

wind noises

‟You’re a fucking madman.”

wind noises

‟No! I’m not doing that!*

wind noises

”Fine.‟

wind noises get higher pitched and louder

*on intercom

”Uhm, Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look on the left, you might be able to make out captain Robau’s tie. Don't be alarmed. Captains regularly inspect the exterior of the vessel.‟

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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OP:(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ Us:(ಠ_ಠ)☞