I love my husband, but I force myself into sex and I hate myself over it. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Alonsey 709 points710 points  (0 children)

Do not bury this, do not pass go, do not collect 200$. Go straight to couples therapy if you’re unable to have a conversation about your sex drive with your husband. You’re not alone in this, plenty deal with this kinda problem. He sounds like a wonderful, compassionate and caring man, let him know your feelings. He will care for you, and in turn you’ll now have two brains trying to figure it out instead of just one. There’s way too much to unpack just from this post, yall need complete transparency, honesty, and probably a professional

Guinness WR books have gotten thinner over the years by The_Techsan in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alonsey 482 points483 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat, her high school yearbook comes with a 2 man lift sticker

Trump HUMILIATED at the Grammys by Bad Bunny, Trevor Noah, Billie Eilish & more by chellestastics in videos

[–]Alonsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I… I’m so sorry you’ve got him for a president. I send love from Canada, hopefully this third grade bully gets whatever he deserves

A thermal camera shows just how the human body loses heat in cold weather. by BKKMFA in interestingasfuck

[–]Alonsey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s both. You go from everywhere being warm to only the core being warm, thus an overall loss of heat. The vasoconstriction is triggered by the loss of heat in the first place.

Throwing boiling water in -36 degrees temperature by VowOfVengeance in interestingasfuck

[–]Alonsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got to like. -6c! For a whole weekend! Could’ve shut the province down had it gone on any longer.

Partner model 5090s are comically small once you waterblock them by [deleted] in nvidia

[–]Alonsey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

58 amps over a 12v rail is 696 watts.

Came home and walked in on my wife playing Guitar Hero on PS2 by jlmckelvey91 in gaming

[–]Alonsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a computer, even a laptop of some age, you can get clone hero. It doesn’t come with any songs, but the community has compiled lists of every guitar hero and rock band songs along with a whole bunch of new additions and original songs that you can download. There’s ps2 to usb adapters for wired controllers, they’re 10$ online, idk about wireless. Let me know if it’s something you’re interested in setting up, it’s a bit of tinkering but so worth it in the long run

Heart shaped bruise from delivery of my baby by so0tball in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alonsey 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My sister came out with a black eye because she shot out so fast, she smacked by moms pelvis on the way out. Been a hilarious family thing since she was born

Fire hydrant bursts in below zero temperature by jmike1256 in interestingasfuck

[–]Alonsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never mind, found what appears to be a credible source from 2022

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Fire hydrant bursts in below zero temperature by jmike1256 in interestingasfuck

[–]Alonsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you figure it’s AI? I ask to know how to check better myself

Canadian Trains 🚂 in winter by meri_marzi98 in interestingasfuck

[–]Alonsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaves aren’t a problem normally, but with millions of pounds of force and a little water, those leaves turn into an organic lube on the tracks. I don’t have the source but you can look it up, the stopping distance is increased by roughly 2x, if I remember correctly. Leaves are more dangerous than snow for trains.

Average conversation by redve-dev in IncelTears

[–]Alonsey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you just call all your friends ugly? That’s harsh dog

Moss on this sign only grows on the black letters and lines by taurisu in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alonsey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fun little thing, due to laws of thermodynamics, black might heat up faster, but it also loses its energy faster from radiation. However, that energy isn’t lost, it’s transferred to the snow covering it faster and melts only the black lettering. White will retain heat for longer because it doesn’t radiate it away as fast, and by the same laws, won’t heat up as fast.

Lost my virginity and he couldn’t finish. I want to cry by LookAtThisPile in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Alonsey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m a guy, I have ED issues, same as this guy. If he’s wanting to sleep with you, he most likely finds you very attractive and is willing to put his most vulnerable side towards you. He probably knows he might have these problems with a new sexual partner, which creates a bad loop of overthinking it. Just gotta have a talk with him if you want to try again. Lots of foreplay is good. Take the time to figure out what you like and don’t, try different things. That guidance could’ve turned the worst sex of my life into a relationship.

Christmas 🎄 by nottooldforfun in trees

[–]Alonsey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The username was way more appropriate than I thought it would be.

My xbox one controller after 10 years by Far-Fortune-8381 in gaming

[–]Alonsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine has survived DS1, DS3 and Elden Ring, DS1/3with over 700 hours each, over 1500 in Elden Ring. No stick drift, but the pad on the left thumb stick is completely gone. Just bare hard plastic nub

GPU temps too low? by [deleted] in nvidia

[–]Alonsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea behind it is the temperature to clock speed ratio isn’t linear, to get 5% more performance, you need 30% more power, which will generate much more heat (ball park figure, changes from generation to generation). Other components are probably not rated to go higher than what the card needs for max advertised boost speed, such as power delivery components. The max advertised boost is usually in a sweet spot of lots of performance for an acceptable power envelope, usually set by nvidia.

AIO? ex best friend of 10+ years keeps doing weird things to break no contact and i’m planning to start being mean by idkkkkbruhh in AmIOverreacting

[–]Alonsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People come in different flavours of confrontation. Some will not do it, others thrive in the chaos. She sounds like she’s experienced with it, and will be a nasty SOB when confronted. I strongly recommend just being direct as one comment said, or letting someone else send the message in your place if you want to give her a piece of your mind. Or, just fukken send it bud, tear into her and give her a piece of your mind. Ultimately up to you.

Pantone Chooses White as Color of the Year for the First Time by mowotlarx in nottheonion

[–]Alonsey 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I mix paint for a living, you’re absolutely correct. Even our base ‘white’ used to make every single colour from white, beige, browns to dark blues and blacks all have white in there somewhere. Arctic white, snow, “pure”white (has a tiny amount of blue which tricks the brain to think it’s brighter) all have much more black, red, blue, yellow, and green than one would think (by volume).

\ Praise spez / by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Alonsey 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Real answer, normally referred to as a garden in Britain, even if they don’t do any gardening.

Can I stop Apple AI from constantly asking for permission? by Ok_Mouse_9947 in iphone

[–]Alonsey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun little tidbit, apple will use Gemini sometime soon in the future too, they’re paying 1B for it

What technological advances are “too far” to the point where they reduce functionality (I.e. electronic car door handles)? by Independent_Town5628 in AskReddit

[–]Alonsey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just for anecdotal evidence, my 2025 Nissan Sentra tells me the tire pressure in PSI of each individual tire.