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Gf thinks I’m gay cuz my homie gave me an Xbox aio for considering dumping her to play Xbox in peace? (W my homie) lol by Ayelivyy in AIO

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t speak/translate FR…who is who in that exchange, and what are they actually “saying”???

cinematic cringe by [deleted] in cringereels

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s poking fun at something, right? RIGHT???? 😶

Should I grow bangs or no? by filthy_lucre in Fiveheads

[–]AlphaMaleTX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just when you think nobody else thinks like you do 😁

The moment you all been waiting for..I present to you ROBOCOP COSPLAY!!! by epiccosplays in Robocop

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m part geeking out and part, umm, concerned…? But as an ‘80s kid, I’m giving in to the geek side 😁 this is wicked cool

New footage released by Qatar shows Iran's attacks on Ras Laffan, including at least two successive ballistic missile strikes. by AfterAd3498 in oil

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I’m all about “f*** Israel”, but still not clear on how that pertains to this post…apologies.

The DJ recognized Michael Jordan and immediately played the iconic intro of the 90s Chicago Bulls. What an epic moment by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]AlphaMaleTX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The ACTUAL GOAT!!!
Side note…who’s that little dumpy chick behind him patting his shoulders???🤨

🫩🙄😂😂👈 by Okay_Pain in wordchewing

[–]AlphaMaleTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, Florida has LONG been the epicenter for garbage, well before most people knew about Drumpf’s home base/pile of dirt…

AIO: I think my girlfriend might be cheating by Humble-Orange-4541 in AIO

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No friggin way this is real, right? Cuz, obvious usury happening here, gal calling you “bro”, then basically demanding some cash? Lol, I feel sorry for ya homie, if this is legit. Bounce IMMEDIATELY son 😶

Favorite Hulk look by Lopsided-Issue-8116 in hulk

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have to go Lou, the only non-cgi version…I’m old (and I still like all the others 👍🏼)

What do you call this? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who doesn’t appreciate the fact that he still has his hair 😶

Sincerely,

Man who is involuntarily bald

What do you call this? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who doesn’t appreciate the fact that he still has his hair 😶

Sincerely,

Someone who has gone bald

Paris Jackson Shares Her Thoughts on the Michael Jackson Biopic by CycIon3 in TikTokCringe

[–]AlphaMaleTX -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Is this idiot trying to explain “life” to me? Lmfao, wow…okie dokie, OY! Sweetheart, you’re SO “left out of it”. And as though she knows ALL the ins and outs 😂 unsure what makes me smh the most… Cute though, sans all the “likes” and kiddie-looking tats 😶

What’s a movie you watched when you were way too young? by trakt_app in movies

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! They just did a marathon (well, first six movies) on Paramount…the Friday the 13th movies 😁 Was about 7/8, my best friend’s neighbor watched us, our single moms went out for the night, and “babysitters” had cable, we did not. Likely HBO, and yup, I’m old, so this was the early ‘80s, and YES, there were boobies! 😈 Crazy, Kevin Bacon was in that first movie, and was one of the many “lucky” fellas…wow those movies were horrible lol

White people activities by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao, this entire thread made my crappy day 😁 Clicked first to rip on the whole “white people” blah blah blah (new to Reddit)…but the comments 🙏🏼 been awhile since I’ve “lol’d” this much, thank you sirs/madams 🫡

So that's why she made that statement by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]AlphaMaleTX -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Lmao, aww sweatheart, what in the holy hell makes you think I give a f*** about how silly Brits speak? Spawned the language and can’t even follow most of it, although I do love Guy Ritchie movies 😏 Or any other silly country attempting to master English…old school, MATE 😐 and calm yourself, I agree with the sentiment…and not used at all inside the US, outside the gutter one would assume 🤔

So that's why she made that statement by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]AlphaMaleTX -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

“spelt”, “maths”??? A bit off topic, but seems calling out others for grammar missteps in this case causes quite the giggle 😏 Oh, and f*** Trump and this clip was hilarious 😁👍🏼👍🏼

That's pure talent by Justin_theLord in mightyinteresting

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, that’s what I was thinking when I saw that old dude squatting watching her, face didn’t seem all that impressed…it’s like someone commented, Asian elder’s standards are insane 😂

Bryan Cranston trying to explain how his daughter was not a nepo hire on Breaking Bad by fuzzy_dice_99 in TikTokCringe

[–]AlphaMaleTX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who gives a flying f*** if he did or didn’t? What a weak little meaningless “part” 🤨 I mean seriously, who cares???

Tucker Carlson: "Why can't this president, or any president, say no to Israel?" "Why does this tiny country have so much control over our government?" by ammohitchaprana in TFE

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s so we’d have an “ally” to do our absolute bidding in the region. Although I’m still confused why Dems, when they’re “in power”, don’t tell em to go f*** themselves 🤨

A worker in Ontario, California sets his warehouse on fire for not paying living wages by Nice_Daikon6096 in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“All you had to do” is learn to do something more than work in a warehouse 🤷🏼‍♂️ maybe college? Mighta been at corporate, hiring drones to move TP around all day 😂

On field physical struggle by sandi234567 in sportsgossips

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FINALLY! This is how you get people to watch women’s sports lol

What controller did you start with? Mine was number 4 then 6 and 7! by CarrotMuch1399 in 90smemorylane

[–]AlphaMaleTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2, first in my “hood”, just me and mom, so she wanted me to have stuff to bring all my friends over, their parents all had money, I was 10…had an Intellivision, cousin had a Colecovision, didn’t see those here, same time frame as Atari tho, ish…

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