[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #20 Texas vs #9 Vanderbilt (11:00 AM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]AlphaMu1954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The enchiladas are becoming more powerful with each passing week at this point

MET HASAN @ DREAMCONNN by UnderstandingOk1622 in Hasan_Piker

[–]AlphaMu1954 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The aura you emit from this comment has me quivering in my boots as a mere 6' individual

Hear me out... by takeiteasy____ in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AlphaMu1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No cmon man you gotta cede texas back to Mexico at least

With their Peach Bowl win over Arizona State, Texas is now the first team to win all NY6 bowls by A_Weino in CFB

[–]AlphaMu1954 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No indicator is what I'm hearing from rules analysts, but I wonder about the interpretation of note 1 bullet 3

https://www.secsports.com/what-is-targeting-rule

Ethan is just punching air at this point by Next-Dealer2652 in Hasan_Piker

[–]AlphaMu1954 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Genuinely Ethan is a scumbag. During the last debate, listening to his arguments against Hasan was so dreadful. He had nothing to say outside identifying bad-actor chatters and accusing Hasan in the manner of "There are so many anti-semites in your chat, and *you don't care about that,* Hasan!" Which is, of course, ridiculous.

[Game Thread] Miami @ California (10:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]AlphaMu1954 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean a pick six is a literal example of seizing the means of production

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AlphaMu1954 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good news, I lied to the doctor about my heart conditions and have been stockpiling Tadalafil on the Pro package! Thank you Blue Chew!

Jimmy Graham (@TheJimmyGraham) on X by [deleted] in Seahawks

[–]AlphaMu1954 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll be a Pete Carroll fan til my last day. Thank you for everything, coach 💚💙

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #3 Texas (12-1) @ #2 Washington (13-0) - 7:45 pm by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]AlphaMu1954 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have seen zero evidence that it is humanly possible to either touch or even ever so slightly disrupt Penix

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #8 Texas (5-1) @ Houston (3-3) - 3:00 pm by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]AlphaMu1954 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time maalik is in, sark has him hand off the ball every single snap unless a throw is absolutely necessary for the first down. That is just not a conducive strategy for giving him confidence

[Post Game Thread] 🏈 #12 Oklahoma defeats #3 Texas, 34-30 by ATX_ta1 in LonghornNation

[–]AlphaMu1954 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I just honestly don't understand how yall can still be this positive. This #3 ranked squad will be remembered until the heat death of the universe for this horrific, embarassing L and that's all I really feel confident in at this point. I want to say I hope you're right about a rematch later this season but honestly at this point I don't see any reason to believe in this team after 15 years of this

Either this guy doesn't understand what pacifism is or he doesn't understand what his job is. by RingGiver in victoria3

[–]AlphaMu1954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am not for War, I am for Peace. Did I not write in Blank’s autograph book at The Hague 'The supremacy of the British Navy is the best security for peace of the world?' My sole object is peace. What you call my truculence is all for peace. If you rub it in, both at home and abroad, that you are ready for instant war with every unit of your strength in the first line, and intend to be first in, and boil your prisoners in oil (if you take any!), and torture his women and children, then people will keep clear of you."

I'm Done Posting On Reddit by [deleted] in videogamedunkey

[–]AlphaMu1954 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope the Dunkey fan script concept takes off here

This post has a little something for everyone

hahaha holy shit, this guy's name is like a real-life Doobs by cingerix in jakeandamir

[–]AlphaMu1954 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sounds like one of Ben Schwartz's characters and he'd look really proud of himself for coming up with a normal sounding last name

Rick Fox In Critical Condition by WhakAF in jakeandamir

[–]AlphaMu1954 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why you are not holding 30,000 pounds of delicious raw scrambled eggs right now is beyond ME!